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02-09-2006, 07:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Fortuantely, every hobbit child that he met was having its birthday celebration. He only thought he was stealing. But that works out just right. It satasfies Elrond's need to dominate those weaker than himself, without really hurting anyone.
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02-09-2006, 09:16 PM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit.
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Unfortunately, all the candy gave Elrond a stomachache, and a large cavity.
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02-09-2006, 09:33 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Fortunately, The Mouth of Sauron's dentist was in Rivendell for a visit and he fixed that cavity up right away.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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02-10-2006, 12:31 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, the dentist went a bit mad and tried to cut Elrond's lips off.
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02-10-2006, 01:41 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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Fortunately, religious aliens came by and turned Middle-Earth into a big ball of glass, killing the dentist before he could attack Elrond.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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02-10-2006, 07:37 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Texas
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Unfortunately, the attacking aliens decided to attack Elrond, anyway.
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02-10-2006, 07:49 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Fortunately, Elrond was not known as the Swindler for no reason. In a cunning way he got the aliens to surrender all their weapons to him, change middle-earth to what it used to be, give him 10.000 barrels of coal and go home.
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