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02-10-2006, 07:37 AM
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Pile O'Bones
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Unfortunately, the attacking aliens decided to attack Elrond, anyway.
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02-10-2006, 07:49 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
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Fortunately, Elrond was not known as the Swindler for no reason. In a cunning way he got the aliens to surrender all their weapons to him, change middle-earth to what it used to be, give him 10.000 barrels of coal and go home.
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02-10-2006, 11:13 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Unfortunately for the aliens, Eru got ticked off
that they had tried to mess with Middle-earth and sent them to the most horrible place imaginable, the movie remake of The Pink Panther. 
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02-10-2006, 11:20 AM
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Alive without breath
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Fortunately, the dentist forgot all about Elrond and went back to Mordor and Elrond went for a walk in the countryside.
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02-10-2006, 11:24 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Unfortunately Elrond's dental hygenist (the only one
resident in Rivendell) had recently married Strider, thus revealing the true reason movie Elrond was opposed to Arwen's going to Gondor to live. (Boy, is that guy one selfish elf! Like they don't have toothaches in Gondor!)
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02-11-2006, 09:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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Fortunately, Elrond was so desperate that he hired the only other known dental expert in the area: Saruman. He ain't called "the White" for nothin'!
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02-11-2006, 09:54 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Unfortunately, Saruman's dental hygenist is Wormtongue.
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