Assigned to Mordor Planning/Discussion Thread

[the phantom]

As for that solution... Sai could steal his...

Don't even think about it. No one messes with my, er, Mardil's, Kingly behind. It's one of his best attributes!

Or there could be a cheesy and romantic kiss of true love that solves all problems? Just because Alli and Aimè are like *this* doesn't mean Alli isn't still pretty crazy about Mardil.

Ah, but would a Mardil-Alli kiss qualify for a "true love" kiss? I think not. More like a confused hormones kiss or something like that. I don't think that would cut it.

Now, what would happen if Alli lures Mardil someplace and Eomer shoots him with a crossbow, killing him? Any thoughts?