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Glirdan · 02-25-2006, 09:50 AM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog swooped down (that's right, he's got wings) and swept Tom away.

JennyHallu · 02-25-2006, 09:52 AM

Fortunately, hobbits share odd British-humor, and found the song delightful. They even did a little dance.

Meneltarmacil · 02-25-2006, 10:42 AM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog found out that he had wings but couldn't use them to fly since they were made of nothing but shadow, so he fell to the ground, crushing both himself and Tom.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-25-2006, 01:16 PM

Fortunately, Tom Bombadil was allright, since:

Quote:

None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master:
His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.

And Goldberry and Tom had a delicious dinner of stinky balog.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-25-2006, 02:01 PM

Unfortunately, while Tom finished off his balog, the Balrog was still at large.

Glirdan · 02-25-2006, 02:11 PM

Fortunately, Tom got indegestion from eating Johnny the Stinky Balrog.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-26-2006, 12:01 AM

Fortunately, with a large chunk of it missing, the balrog bled to death.

Gil-Galad · 02-26-2006, 12:31 AM

Unfortunately, as history proves, Johnny can never die because he is so loveable, but not as loveable as his chum Gil-Galad

Valesse · 02-26-2006, 01:07 AM

Fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog's chum Gil-Galad was nearby and gave Tom and Goldberry toothbrushes and a stern talking to for eatting such loveable and frightening creatures.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-26-2006, 03:30 AM

. . . Sauron came and laid the smackdown on Gil-Galad, End of the Second Age-style.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-26-2006, 07:17 AM

Fortunately, as you may know from the wishing thread, 'The smack down' is a form of toasted cheese. The only effect it had was that Gil-Galad had some 2nd age cheese in his hair. The smell was the worst thing.

Meneltarmacil · 02-26-2006, 11:34 AM

Unfortunately (for Gil-Galad), the cheese attracted thousands of stinging insects from miles around.

Valesse · 02-26-2006, 11:45 AM

Fortunately he had purchased some Osgiliath Off: the very popular and effective pest spray.

Glirdan · 02-26-2006, 12:05 PM

Unfortunately, it was meant for Balrogs only and Gil inflated into a large balloon.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-26-2006, 12:07 PM

Fortunately, the insects went to Sauron instead. He ran with all speed to Mount Doom, but not fast enough.

Meneltarmacil · 02-26-2006, 03:37 PM

Fortunately, the mountain drove up to him, meeting him before the insects could get to him.

Eonwe · 02-26-2006, 03:56 PM

Unfortunately, for Sauron, the Mountain didn't stop when it met him; it ran over him, along with everything else in its path.

Gil-Galad · 02-26-2006, 08:34 PM

Fortunately it was Sauron and there was much rejoicing

...yay

Boromir88 · 02-26-2006, 08:37 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli was driving Mount Doom, and even though there was rejoicing for Sauron's death Aragorn was forced to charge Gimli with 60,000 counts of Vehicular homicide and failure to control a dangerous automobile.

Gil-Galad · 02-26-2006, 08:39 PM

Fortunately Sauron was still dead

Boromir88 · 02-26-2006, 08:42 PM

Unfortunately Gimli was facing the death penalty...and Sauron started to take shape again...

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-27-2006, 12:31 AM

Fortunately, as it was Sauron, Gimli was let off the hook, and Gimli left the handbrake off in the Mountain and Sauron was run over again.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-27-2006, 05:30 AM

. . . Sauron learned to dodge this time.

(

to Hookbill)

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-27-2006, 10:03 AM

Fortunately, some of the cheese 'Smack down' was on the floor and Sauron got his foot trapped in it!

Meneltarmacil · 02-27-2006, 02:06 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom broke down.

JennyHallu · 02-27-2006, 02:08 PM

Fortunately, it still got pretty good speed in neutral if you were pointed downhill.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-27-2006, 02:53 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom's speed kept it going
until it jammed into the main entrance to the
Lonely Mountain, presenting Smaug,
back from his success in The Hobbit Survivor,
with a quandary.

JennyHallu · 02-27-2006, 02:56 PM

Fortunately, Smaug had the brilliant idea to use the cracks of doom to open a world famous spa! Hot pools for the warm-blooded, and lava swimming pools for the very very very cold blooded. (Mostly Smaug just worked on his lava-tan.)

Boromir88 · 02-27-2006, 03:23 PM

Unfortunately smaug was sued for 5 billion dollars in his riches, because too many people were rather...burnt to a crisp from his Mount Doom Spa resort.

Glirdan · 02-27-2006, 04:04 PM

Fortunately, Smaug was a master speaker and he convinced everyone that it was all Gandalf's fault.

Gil-Galad · 02-27-2006, 11:05 PM

Unfortunately so was Gandalf, but Gandy was confuing so they ended up blaming hte Mutant Dog

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-28-2006, 12:27 AM

(DUN DUN DUN!!!)

. . . the Mutant Dog vanished in a puff of canonicity.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-28-2006, 12:51 AM

Unfortunately, the smoke left by the puff of canonicity polluted the water.

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-28-2006, 06:52 AM

Fortunately, the only water pollluted was
The Watcher's pool, which he found quite
refreshing after regenerating some
arms those nine intruders had
thoughtlessly attacked when he
was trying to shake their hands.

Naria · 02-28-2006, 10:44 PM

Unfortunately, the Watcher's polluted pool water turned out to be toxic waste and he regenerated arms where they shouldn't be and grew an extra head, also where that shouldn't be.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-01-2006, 12:38 AM

Fortunately, he caught a glimpse of himself in a mirror and flew out of the pool, set himself on fire and leaped off a cliff.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-01-2006, 04:23 AM

. . . Denethor sued him for copyright infringement.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-01-2006, 08:19 AM

Fortunately Billy Flynn, the famous Chicago lawyer
who successfully got Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart
off on murder charges, brilliantly defended The
Watcher.

Eonwe · 03-01-2006, 04:05 PM

Unfortunately, for the lawyers, the masses knew the cold truth behind the smooth lies. They gathered pitchforks, culbs, and torches, and beat The Watcher to within an inch of his life.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-01-2006, 06:30 PM

. . . the Watcher swam away.

02-25-2006, 09:50 AM	#3241
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog swooped down (that's right, he's got wings) and swept Tom away. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-25-2006, 09:52 AM	#3242
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Fortunately, hobbits share odd British-humor, and found the song delightful. They even did a little dance. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-25-2006, 10:42 AM	#3243
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog found out that he had wings but couldn't use them to fly since they were made of nothing but shadow, so he fell to the ground, crushing both himself and Tom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-25-2006, 02:01 PM	#3245
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, while Tom finished off his balog, the Balrog was still at large. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-25-2006, 02:11 PM	#3246
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Tom got indegestion from eating Johnny the Stinky Balrog. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-26-2006, 12:01 AM	#3247
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, with a large chunk of it missing, the balrog bled to death. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-26-2006, 12:31 AM	#3248
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, as history proves, Johnny can never die because he is so loveable, but not as loveable as his chum Gil-Galad __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-26-2006, 01:07 AM	#3249
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog's chum Gil-Galad was nearby and gave Tom and Goldberry toothbrushes and a stern talking to for eatting such loveable and frightening creatures. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

02-26-2006, 03:30 AM	#3250
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Sauron came and laid the smackdown on Gil-Galad, End of the Second Age-style. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-26-2006, 07:17 AM	#3251
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sorry, Nilp... Fortunately, as you may know from the wishing thread, 'The smack down' is a form of toasted cheese. The only effect it had was that Gil-Galad had some 2nd age cheese in his hair. The smell was the worst thing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-26-2006, 11:34 AM	#3252
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately (for Gil-Galad), the cheese attracted thousands of stinging insects from miles around. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-26-2006, 11:45 AM	#3253
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately he had purchased some Osgiliath Off: the very popular and effective pest spray. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

02-26-2006, 12:05 PM	#3254
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it was meant for Balrogs only and Gil inflated into a large balloon. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-26-2006, 12:07 PM	#3255
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the insects went to Sauron instead. He ran with all speed to Mount Doom, but not fast enough. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-26-2006, 03:37 PM	#3256
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the mountain drove up to him, meeting him before the insects could get to him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-26-2006, 03:56 PM	#3257
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunately, for Sauron, the Mountain didn't stop when it met him; it ran over him, along with everything else in its path. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-26-2006, 08:34 PM	#3258
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately it was Sauron and there was much rejoicing ...yay __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-26-2006, 08:37 PM	#3259
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately, Gimli was driving Mount Doom, and even though there was rejoicing for Sauron's death Aragorn was forced to charge Gimli with 60,000 counts of Vehicular homicide and failure to control a dangerous automobile. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-26-2006, 08:39 PM	#3260
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Sauron was still dead __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-26-2006, 08:42 PM	#3261
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately Gimli was facing the death penalty...and Sauron started to take shape again... __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-27-2006, 12:31 AM	#3262
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, as it was Sauron, Gimli was let off the hook, and Gimli left the handbrake off in the Mountain and Sauron was run over again. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-27-2006, 05:30 AM	#3263
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Sauron learned to dodge this time. ( to Hookbill) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-27-2006, 10:03 AM	#3264
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, some of the cheese 'Smack down' was on the floor and Sauron got his foot trapped in it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-27-2006, 02:06 PM	#3265
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom broke down. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-27-2006, 02:08 PM	#3266
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Fortunately, it still got pretty good speed in neutral if you were pointed downhill. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-27-2006, 02:53 PM	#3267
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom's speed kept it going until it jammed into the main entrance to the Lonely Mountain, presenting Smaug, back from his success in The Hobbit Survivor, with a quandary. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-27-2006, 02:56 PM	#3268
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Fortunately, Smaug had the brilliant idea to use the cracks of doom to open a world famous spa! Hot pools for the warm-blooded, and lava swimming pools for the very very very cold blooded. (Mostly Smaug just worked on his lava-tan.) __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-27-2006, 03:23 PM	#3269
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately smaug was sued for 5 billion dollars in his riches, because too many people were rather...burnt to a crisp from his Mount Doom Spa resort. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-27-2006, 04:04 PM	#3270
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Smaug was a master speaker and he convinced everyone that it was all Gandalf's fault. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-27-2006, 11:05 PM	#3271
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately so was Gandalf, but Gandy was confuing so they ended up blaming hte Mutant Dog __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-28-2006, 12:27 AM	#3272
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . (DUN DUN DUN!!!) . . . the Mutant Dog vanished in a puff of canonicity. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-28-2006, 12:51 AM	#3273
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the smoke left by the puff of canonicity polluted the water. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-28-2006, 06:52 AM	#3274
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately, the only water pollluted was The Watcher's pool, which he found quite refreshing after regenerating some arms those nine intruders had thoughtlessly attacked when he was trying to shake their hands. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

02-28-2006, 10:44 PM	#3275
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Unfortunately, the Watcher's polluted pool water turned out to be toxic waste and he regenerated arms where they shouldn't be and grew an extra head, also where that shouldn't be. Last edited by Naria; 02-28-2006 at 10:48 PM.

03-01-2006, 12:38 AM	#3276
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he caught a glimpse of himself in a mirror and flew out of the pool, set himself on fire and leaped off a cliff. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...