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02-27-2006, 02:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Unfortunately, Mount Zoom's speed kept it going
until it jammed into the main entrance to the Lonely Mountain, presenting Smaug, back from his success in The Hobbit Survivor, with a quandary.
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02-27-2006, 02:56 PM
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit.
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Fortunately, Smaug had the brilliant idea to use the cracks of doom to open a world famous spa! Hot pools for the warm-blooded, and lava swimming pools for the very very very cold blooded. (Mostly Smaug just worked on his lava-tan.)
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02-27-2006, 03:23 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Unfortunately smaug was sued for 5 billion dollars in his riches, because too many people were rather...burnt to a crisp from his Mount Doom Spa resort.
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02-27-2006, 04:04 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Fortunately, Smaug was a master speaker and he convinced everyone that it was all Gandalf's fault.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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02-27-2006, 11:05 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Unfortunately so was Gandalf, but Gandy was confuing so they ended up blaming hte Mutant Dog
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-28-2006, 12:27 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Fortunately . . .
(DUN DUN DUN!!!)
. . . the Mutant Dog vanished in a puff of canonicity.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-28-2006, 12:51 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Unfortunately, the smoke left by the puff of canonicity polluted the water.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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