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The Only Real Estel · 03-10-2006, 01:22 PM

Eowyn: "What's with that headline down there? We're not "making friends" at all, I'm asking you where Aragorn is!! Gossip these days...

"

Parmastahir · 03-10-2006, 06:59 PM

"Let's see?!? You got three golden hairs from Galadriel. From me, you got the tips of two fingers!!! What are you up to, Master Dwarf???"

Gurthang · 03-10-2006, 11:48 PM

Gimli and Eowyn decided to donate hair, and they're doing it together so they can give each other morale support.

OR

Eowyn: "Is this a proposal!"
Gimli: "Heck no! Whatever gave you that idea?!"
Eowyn: "Well, you are kneeling..."
Gimli: "I'm standing straight up!"
Eowyn:

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-11-2006, 01:48 AM

Eowyn: The Lord Aragorn. Where is he?

Gimli: I'm sorry, he went for a bath... and we never saw him again. We think he melted.

Eowyn: Well, that explains why he never had one before.

The Only Real Estel · 03-11-2006, 11:13 AM

Survivor: Helm's Deep

Gimli: "How about an Alliance, my lady? Lets get rid of Theoden..."

Eoywn: "Theoden!? Gimli you rascal...I like the way you think."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-11-2006, 11:54 AM

When their hands met Eowyn knew she had lost the debate of who made the best hand-creme.

or

At that magical moment when their hands met and it seemed like time stopped, Eowyn realised that it was Gimli she was about to kiss and threw up.

or

When Gimli and Eowyn was married not even King Theoden and his bravest soldiers dared look. (Instead they started talking about what a magnificent horse that was)

Lalwendë · 03-11-2006, 12:29 PM

Gimli: "You cannot lay claim to being the Liz Hurley of Helms Deep until you get the courage to ditch the baggy blue shift, madam."

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-11-2006, 12:31 PM

2 minuets earlier:

Théoden: Eowyn! I smashed Gimli's axe and I need to get it fixed. Here he comes, stall him!

Eowyn: But I...

Théoden: Just do it!

So

Eowyn: ... Erm... You have beautiful eyes.... ?

Gimli: ... Okay... Have you been drinking?

OR

From Shrek:

Eowyn: I need to ask you something... Do you know the muffing man?

Gimli: The muffin man?

Eowyn: The muffin man.

Gimli: Yes. I know the muffin man.

The Elf-warrior · 03-11-2006, 07:12 PM

Gimli: "Thank-you ma'am. The soup was delicious."

HerenIstarion · 03-12-2006, 02:29 AM

Raindrops on roses,
And whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles,
And warm woollen mittens,
Brown tousled beards,
Tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Cream colored ponies,
An' crisp apple strudels,
Doorbells an' sleigh bells,
An' schnitzel with noodles,
Warriors that fight with the moon on their axe-blades,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Dwarves in long dresses,
With blue satin sashes,
Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
Silver white winters,
That melt into springs,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feelin' sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad . . .

Beards....hmmm kittens...
Axes....hmmm.....mittens....
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the dog barks,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feelin' sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And little by little my heavy heart sings . . .

And then I don't feel so bad . . .

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-12-2006, 07:25 AM

Gimli: I'm sorry. Your hamster is dead.

Eowyn: How? When?

Gimli: Ten seconds ago when you squashed him in my hands.

Eowyn: ... oops.

OR

Théoden: Is this the queue for the toilet?

Rohan soldier: Yes.

Théoden: Then why is the horse here?

Holbytlass · 03-12-2006, 08:25 AM

Eowyn: On second thought, I'd rather have Grima.
Gimli: Ouch.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-13-2006, 12:33 AM

Eowyn: I'm afraid we're being replaced, Gimli:

Gimli: I'll get my axe!

Frodo: Excuse me, could you tell me if I'm on the right road to Mordor?

OR

Frodo: Light sabres? In Middle Earth? Inconceivable!

Lhunardawen · 03-13-2006, 02:09 AM

Frodo: "Excuse me, sirs. I don't mean to disturb you, but I want you to know that there's an enormous vicious spider right behind you."

OR

Frodo: "Gollum, you <deleted>! . . . Hi, I'm Frodo, and I've been punk'd."

Estelyn Telcontar · 03-13-2006, 02:48 AM

Frodo: Whaddaya mean, it was all just a set-up for Candid Camera?!

narfforc · 03-13-2006, 03:51 AM

Peter Jackson to Elijah Wood: Try not to damage the set too much, I'm thinking of making Arachnophobia II after King Kong

Thinlómien · 03-13-2006, 09:48 AM

PJ: "You need more light. There you are."
Frodo: "What?! Wasn't I supposed to use the light of Eärendil?"

JennyHallu · 03-13-2006, 09:57 AM

The interns knew their quality of life was going to go down the drain when PJ announced the Light-Bracket budget had been scrapped in order to make the hobbit's feet fuzzier.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-13-2006, 10:09 AM

Frodo: You've got to help me! I'm being chased by some strange light being!

OR

Just when Frodo realised he'd forgotten Galadriel’s phial, Eärendil decided to drop in. You can see him coming around the corner.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-13-2006, 10:33 AM

Paleoanthropologists exploring a cave system on the island of Flores are astounded to discover a live specimen of our Hobbit ancestors.

Sadly, their excitement is short-lived as, seconds later, they are devoured by an enormous funnel-web spider.

Meela · 03-13-2006, 10:54 AM

The discovery of the first natural source of candy floss.

OR

Forget the spider....

Frodo: Eeek! A mouse!
Crew: *panic!*
Guy: Quick Frodo, hit it with this!

Spider round the corner: Hey, that was my dinner! Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for Hobbit instead.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 03-13-2006, 10:55 AM

The Bag End wasn't quite the same when Frodo came back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-13-2006, 11:17 AM

Even in the deepest wine cellars of Aman, Frodo could not escape the media.

Guy: Frodo! What was Mount doom like?

OR

Frodo: Oh no! The press! Stand still; their vision is based on movement!

Cameraman: Where did he go?

Bêthberry · 03-13-2006, 11:50 AM

Frodo: "Beam me up, Sam."

OR:

PJ: "This is a Class M world. Act like it is one."

Elijah: "What do you mean, you want to make this Tolkien's time travel story? Won't that incense the purists even more?"

Morsul the Dark · 03-13-2006, 12:28 PM

Peter Jackson begins work on a 4th LOTR movie

"Lord of the Rings: The Horror of the Valar" in this sequel Frodo and Bilbo along with Galadriel and Gandalf come to the Western shores to find all the Valard dead and killed because in a magic twist Sauron has returned more powerful than before. yes this movie will be grand when asked about the loalty to the book Peter Jackson was quoted as such.

"There is no fourth book so this is merely my interpretation of what happened after the LOTR."

Lord of the Rings fans who somehow don't know about the books are thrilled

those who have...were less so one Fan even threatened Mr. Jackson in a way only a fan could "I'm going to Kill you This is an outraged you've gone one gross too far this time. may morgoth eat your soul and your body whipped to shreads by balrogs which by the way do not have wings!"

ok that was a long caption

Maeggaladiel · 03-13-2006, 01:52 PM

The director was thrilled: His documentary team had come across an actual hobbit, right here in Spider Cave! The viewers loved watching live spider feedings.

OR

Peter Jackson tried to lure Frodo back onto the set with a large Thermos of hot chocolate.

Lalwendë · 03-13-2006, 04:38 PM

Frodo was astonished to find he had stepped through a time portal and straight onto the set of a Cure video.

OR

Jackson: "Um, New Line wanted us to get a bit more product placement into the film so we've replaced the Phial of Galadriel with the new lightweight aluminium Maglite. Here, catch..."

Gurthang · 03-13-2006, 09:24 PM

Guy: "Psst! Here, use this sawed-off shotgun."
Frodo: "But that would be cheating! They don't even exist yet!"

OR

In an attempt to catch the extremely dangerous and deadly hobbit that had just escaped from the local zoo, one member of the catch team distracted it with a muffin while the other moved in to knock it unconscious.

OR

PJ: "Okay, look deep into the camera and say 'I support George W. Bush.' "
Elijah: "I... wait! I am not putting politics in Lord of the Rings!"

OR

PJ: "It's all very simple. Take this helium tank and these balloons and make a few dozen balloon impersonations of yourself to confuse Shelob."

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-14-2006, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Frodo was astonished to find he had stepped through a time portal and straight onto the set of a Cure video

When he returned:

Guy: Where have you been?

Frodo: I DON'T KNOW!

Parmastahir · 03-14-2006, 06:38 AM

"Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?"

Lalwendë · 03-14-2006, 07:21 AM

After another sleepless night, Frodo snapped and went round to complain about the endless partying of the bunch of students who had moved into the Smial next door.

Boromir88 · 03-14-2006, 07:26 AM

Tabloid Headline: Hobbit found hiding in underground dwelling! Do they exist? Or is it an alien from another planet?

Lalwendë · 03-14-2006, 07:32 AM

Frodo was mad as a Balrog when the Rentokill guys finally turned up over three hours late. "Look, I've got a giant Spider to get rid of here. Where were you? Don't tell me. Another Warg infestation. Same old excuse."

Holbytlass · 03-14-2006, 08:18 AM

Elijah: I'm just not feeling "the scary".

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-14-2006, 10:16 AM

Some will go anywhere for a bit of spare change.

Frodo: Look, for the last time, will you stop following me! I don't have any money! If you'll excuse me, there is a giant spider after me!

OR

Frodo: Why do I get the feeling I'm being watched?

Gil-Galad · 03-14-2006, 06:42 PM

PJ: okay, here is where you look in terror and run away okay... and action!

Frodo:....LINE!

PJ: okay theres no line, okay, you just run away in fear got it?

Frodo: got it!

PJ: okay lets do this again!...action!

Frodo:...LINe Please?!

PJ: you know what, lets just let our animators boys do this part too

TPotSS · 03-14-2006, 09:09 PM

After Elijah messes up yet another take, the film crew becomes angry and rushes forward, intent on killing the miserable little hobbit.

Gurthang · 03-14-2006, 10:58 PM

Frodo was always a little camera shy:

Camera-man's helper-guy: "Come on, smile! Look at the, er... shiny cylinder thing!"

OR

Elijah: "Bubble gum? A laser pen?!"
PJ: "Yeah, and here's a flourescent(sp) light. Now: Action!"
Elijah: ?????

OR

Frodo stands entranced as the media creates horrible stories about him:
Media Guy 1: "Bag End resident charged with large scale dirt theft!"
Media Guy 2: "Hobbit caught carrying concealed weapon!"
Media Guy 3: "Frodo Baggins found standing beside large pile of illegal drugs!"
Media Guy 4: "Hobbit seen at the scene of mass toilet-papering crime!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-15-2006, 12:41 AM

Frodo: Look, I think this has gone on long enough!

Four hours after the end of the battle of the Black Gate, these four Orcs were still waiting to get to Mordor.

Orc1: I told you we should have got a taxi.

OR

Orc1: Are you sure this is a real bus stop? We've been here for 5 days.

Orc2: We're not moving! As soon as we do, three Busses will come all at once!

Lhunardawen · 03-15-2006, 02:43 AM

Despite all his flatteries, Sauron's "Search for the Beautiful Orc" pageant was not at all a hit.

03-10-2006, 01:22 PM	#9921
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	I feel her pain... Eowyn: "What's with that headline down there? We're not "making friends" at all, I'm asking you where Aragorn is!! Gossip these days... "

03-10-2006, 06:59 PM	#9922
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	"Let's see?!? You got three golden hairs from Galadriel. From me, you got the tips of two fingers!!! What are you up to, Master Dwarf???" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-10-2006, 11:48 PM	#9923
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gimli and Eowyn decided to donate hair, and they're doing it together so they can give each other morale support. OR Eowyn: "Is this a proposal!" Gimli: "Heck no! Whatever gave you that idea?!" Eowyn: "Well, you are kneeling..." Gimli: "I'm standing straight up!" Eowyn: __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-11-2006, 01:48 AM	#9924
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn: The Lord Aragorn. Where is he? Gimli: I'm sorry, he went for a bath... and we never saw him again. We think he melted. Eowyn: Well, that explains why he never had one before. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-11-2006, 12:29 PM	#9927
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gimli: "You cannot lay claim to being the Liz Hurley of Helms Deep until you get the courage to ditch the baggy blue shift, madam." __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-11-2006, 11:13 AM	#9925
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Survivor: Helm's Deep Gimli: "How about an Alliance, my lady? Lets get rid of Theoden..." Eoywn: "Theoden!? Gimli you rascal...I like the way you think."

03-11-2006, 12:31 PM	#9928
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	2 minuets earlier: Théoden: Eowyn! I smashed Gimli's axe and I need to get it fixed. Here he comes, stall him! Eowyn: But I... Théoden: Just do it! So Eowyn: ... Erm... You have beautiful eyes.... ? Gimli: ... Okay... Have you been drinking? OR From Shrek: Eowyn: I need to ask you something... Do you know the muffing man? Gimli: The muffin man? Eowyn: The muffin man. Gimli: Yes. I know the muffin man. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-11-2006, 07:12 PM	#9929
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gimli: "Thank-you ma'am. The soup was delicious." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-12-2006, 02:29 AM	#9930
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Meduseld waltz-hall.... Raindrops on roses, And whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles, And warm woollen mittens, Brown tousled beards, Tied up with strings, These are a few of my favorite things . . . Cream colored ponies, An' crisp apple strudels, Doorbells an' sleigh bells, An' schnitzel with noodles, Warriors that fight with the moon on their axe-blades, These are a few of my favorite things . . . Dwarves in long dresses, With blue satin sashes, Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, Silver white winters, That melt into springs, These are a few of my favorite things . . . When the dog bites, When the bee stings, When I'm feelin' sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad . . . Beards....hmmm kittens... Axes....hmmm.....mittens.... La dee da, la dee da, La dee da, da, These are a few of my favorite things . . . When the dog barks, When the bee stings, When I'm feelin' sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And little by little my heavy heart sings . . . And then I don't feel so bad . . . __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

03-12-2006, 07:25 AM	#9931
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gimli working at Animan Hospital Gimli: I'm sorry. Your hamster is dead. Eowyn: How? When? Gimli: Ten seconds ago when you squashed him in my hands. Eowyn: ... oops. OR Théoden: Is this the queue for the toilet? Rohan soldier: Yes. Théoden: Then why is the horse here? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-12-2006, 08:25 AM	#9932
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Eowyn: On second thought, I'd rather have Grima. Gimli: Ouch. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

03-13-2006, 12:33 AM	#9933
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This is the News Eowyn: I'm afraid we're being replaced, Gimli: Gimli: I'll get my axe! Frodo: Excuse me, could you tell me if I'm on the right road to Mordor? OR Frodo: Light sabres? In Middle Earth? Inconceivable! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-13-2006, 02:09 AM	#9934
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Frodo: "Excuse me, sirs. I don't mean to disturb you, but I want you to know that there's an enormous vicious spider right behind you." OR Frodo: "Gollum, you <deleted>! . . . Hi, I'm Frodo, and I've been punk'd."

03-13-2006, 02:48 AM	#9935
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Frodo: Whaddaya mean, it was all just a set-up for Candid Camera?! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

03-13-2006, 03:51 AM	#9936
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Peter Jackson to Elijah Wood: Try not to damage the set too much, I'm thinking of making Arachnophobia II after King Kong __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-13-2006, 09:48 AM	#9937
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	PJ: "You need more light. There you are." Frodo: "What?! Wasn't I supposed to use the light of Eärendil?" __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-13-2006, 09:57 AM	#9938
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	The interns knew their quality of life was going to go down the drain when PJ announced the Light-Bracket budget had been scrapped in order to make the hobbit's feet fuzzier. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

03-13-2006, 10:09 AM	#9939
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: You've got to help me! I'm being chased by some strange light being! OR Just when Frodo realised he'd forgotten Galadriel’s phial, Eärendil decided to drop in. You can see him coming around the corner. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-13-2006, 10:33 AM	#9940
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Paleoanthropologists exploring a cave system on the island of Flores are astounded to discover a live specimen of our Hobbit ancestors. Sadly, their excitement is short-lived as, seconds later, they are devoured by an enormous funnel-web spider. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-13-2006, 10:54 AM	#9941
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	The discovery of the first natural source of candy floss. OR Forget the spider.... Frodo: Eeek! A mouse! Crew: panic! Guy: Quick Frodo, hit it with this! Spider round the corner: Hey, that was my dinner! Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for Hobbit instead. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-13-2006, 10:55 AM	#9942
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The Bag End wasn't quite the same when Frodo came back. __________________ Fenris Wolf

03-13-2006, 11:17 AM	#9943
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Even in the deepest wine cellars of Aman, Frodo could not escape the media. Guy: Frodo! What was Mount doom like? OR Frodo: Oh no! The press! Stand still; their vision is based on movement! Cameraman: Where did he go? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-13-2006, 11:50 AM	#9944
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Frodo: "Beam me up, Sam." OR: PJ: "This is a Class M world. Act like it is one." Elijah: "What do you mean, you want to make this Tolkien's time travel story? Won't that incense the purists even more?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 03-13-2006 at 11:55 AM.

03-13-2006, 12:28 PM	#9945
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Peter Jackson begins work on a 4th LOTR movie "Lord of the Rings: The Horror of the Valar" in this sequel Frodo and Bilbo along with Galadriel and Gandalf come to the Western shores to find all the Valard dead and killed because in a magic twist Sauron has returned more powerful than before. yes this movie will be grand when asked about the loalty to the book Peter Jackson was quoted as such. "There is no fourth book so this is merely my interpretation of what happened after the LOTR." Lord of the Rings fans who somehow don't know about the books are thrilled those who have...were less so one Fan even threatened Mr. Jackson in a way only a fan could "I'm going to Kill you This is an outraged you've gone one gross too far this time. may morgoth eat your soul and your body whipped to shreads by balrogs which by the way do not have wings!" ok that was a long caption __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

03-13-2006, 01:52 PM	#9946
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	The director was thrilled: His documentary team had come across an actual hobbit, right here in Spider Cave! The viewers loved watching live spider feedings. OR Peter Jackson tried to lure Frodo back onto the set with a large Thermos of hot chocolate. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-13-2006, 04:38 PM	#9947
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo was astonished to find he had stepped through a time portal and straight onto the set of a Cure video. OR Jackson: "Um, New Line wanted us to get a bit more product placement into the film so we've replaced the Phial of Galadriel with the new lightweight aluminium Maglite. Here, catch..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-13-2006, 09:24 PM	#9948
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Guy: "Psst! Here, use this sawed-off shotgun." Frodo: "But that would be cheating! They don't even exist yet!" OR In an attempt to catch the extremely dangerous and deadly hobbit that had just escaped from the local zoo, one member of the catch team distracted it with a muffin while the other moved in to knock it unconscious. OR PJ: "Okay, look deep into the camera and say 'I support George W. Bush.' " Elijah: "I... wait! I am not putting politics in Lord of the Rings!" OR PJ: "It's all very simple. Take this helium tank and these balloons and make a few dozen balloon impersonations of yourself to confuse Shelob." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-14-2006, 06:38 AM	#9950
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	"Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-14-2006, 07:21 AM	#9951
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	After another sleepless night, Frodo snapped and went round to complain about the endless partying of the bunch of students who had moved into the Smial next door. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-14-2006, 07:26 AM	#9952
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	We all love those Tabloids! Tabloid Headline: Hobbit found hiding in underground dwelling! Do they exist? Or is it an alien from another planet? __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-14-2006, 07:32 AM	#9953
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo was mad as a Balrog when the Rentokill guys finally turned up over three hours late. "Look, I've got a giant Spider to get rid of here. Where were you? Don't tell me. Another Warg infestation. Same old excuse." __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-14-2006, 08:18 AM	#9954
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Elijah: I'm just not feeling "the scary". __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

03-14-2006, 10:16 AM	#9955
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Some will go anywhere for a bit of spare change. Frodo: Look, for the last time, will you stop following me! I don't have any money! If you'll excuse me, there is a giant spider after me! OR Frodo: Why do I get the feeling I'm being watched? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-14-2006, 06:42 PM	#9956
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	PJ: okay, here is where you look in terror and run away okay... and action! Frodo:....LINE! PJ: okay theres no line, okay, you just run away in fear got it? Frodo: got it! PJ: okay lets do this again!...action! Frodo:...LINe Please?! PJ: you know what, lets just let our animators boys do this part too __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-14-2006, 09:09 PM	#9957
TPotSS Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the captain's chair Posts: 42	After Elijah messes up yet another take, the film crew becomes angry and rushes forward, intent on killing the miserable little hobbit. __________________ You can't be a great painter. You only have one ear.