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03-21-2006, 01:20 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Bilbo: "I don't need the extinguisher, I can put it out by my own methods! Concentrate...feel the force flow through you...concentrate..."
Someone in the crowd: "Just use the extinguisher already!!" |
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03-21-2006, 01:59 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: the Cottage of Lost Play
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One extinguisher to rule them all
One extinguisher to find them One extinguisher to bring them all And in the darkness ... extinguish them -- OR -- If only it read: "Ash ghash durbatuluk Ash ghash gimbatul Ash ghash thrakatuluk Agh burzum-ishi ghabatul" then they would be ready.
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"Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!" -- Fëanor to the Noldor Last edited by Eldar14; 03-21-2006 at 02:10 PM. |
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03-21-2006, 02:04 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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The mathoms Bilbo gave away got more and more peculiar every year.
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Fenris Wolf
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03-21-2006, 02:12 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Bilbo was the only one sensible enough to take precautions where Gandalf's dodgy fireworks were concerned.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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03-21-2006, 03:04 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Bilbo stood ready with his canister of helium in case the doll who popped out of the cake needed a little touch-up reinflation.
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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03-21-2006, 03:19 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The Hobbits held their breath and their noses as they waited for Bilbo's grand finale to his Le Petomane of The Shire act.
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Gordon's alive!
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03-21-2006, 03:38 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Bilbo reading the instructions on how to operate the extinguisher
Bilbo: Wait! This doesn't seem quite right... 1. Hold extinguisher firmly 2. Pull out ring *handwritten* from your pocket Ahhh that gollum trying to trick me again! (sorry this was funnier in my mind because I had a hand drawn image)
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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03-21-2006, 06:17 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Bilbo: Listen, ladies and gentleman! I, the amazing Bilbo, will defy the powers of nature, by eating this flaming cake, and living to tell the tale!
Hobbits: *gasps!* Bilbo: Now folks, this amazing act of superhuman strength is extremely dangerous! I have filled this tub behind me with water, in the event that I am lit on fire! Hobbits: *gasps again!* Bilbo: And my only help will be this magical red bottle, discovered in the deepest of dwarf-halls during my exotic travels across the known world! Hobbits: *ooooh* |
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03-21-2006, 10:16 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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The mob of disappointed Michael Delving Museum tourists finds the stolen antique fire extinguisher...
Bilbo: "Wait! I can explain this! It's not what it looks like!" p.s. "Wow, my 500th post in Crazy Captions..." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 03-22-2006 at 07:46 PM. |
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03-22-2006, 05:37 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Bilbo desperately needed a way to convince the hobbits that carbon dioxide does taste good on cake.
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03-22-2006, 12:59 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Bilbo: Don't blame me! No one told me there was someone in the cake. It's Hobbit tradition to set the cake on fire anyway... isn't it?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-22-2006, 03:49 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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The rowdy audience knew to shut up when Bilbo was speaking — apart from the unfortunate Dwarf on the left of the pic. He learned the hard way.
*Incidentally, is the Caption thread taking far longer to load these past couple of days?
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03-22-2006, 05:23 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Bilbo: "Kids, this is what being old is all about. You get to eleventy-one and you can no longer blow out all the candles on your cake without help."
Samwise (whispering to Rosie): "That's just an excuse. The old duffer just likes mucking around with fire extinguishers. That's why he never got taken on as a FireHobbit all those years ago..." *yes!
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Gordon's alive!
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03-25-2006, 06:26 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Some are blessed with exceptional looks. Some are blessed with great intelligence. Some are blessed with both. Butterbur was blessed with neither.
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03-25-2006, 08:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Don't make a song a dance about it.................
Barman Butterball: Right Mister Undersized, the karaoke starts in five minutes, your on after Legless Greenteeth and the Six Pistelves, Oh and don't sing any songs by Elvish Parsley, because Strides-less thinks he's The King.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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03-25-2006, 09:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Butterbur: You'd look like this, too, if a bee stung your cheek!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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03-22-2006, 05:54 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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It was painfully obvious that the villagers' first choice of burning Proven Wolf Bilbo wasn't going to work...
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03-22-2006, 06:05 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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 Frodo just couldn't handle the intenseness of Listerine! Or... Frodo regretted not having flossed when his teeth dissolved. Or... Oh come on, he is so faking it... Or... Fro: If anyone makes another Uncloaked joke, I'll be sick! Or... Fro v.o.: And I don't know what kinda doo-doo meats was in that gumbo, but I had ta PYOOOKE!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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03-22-2006, 06:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Frodo falls for Sams Alka-Seltzer in the Lembas trick again.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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03-22-2006, 06:46 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Frodo's just had a taste of Eowyn's stew.
or Caught in mid-transformation, Frodo the rabid werewolf is confronted by the angry villagers! |
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