Terry Slogan? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2006, 12:54 AM

The Barrow Downs:

- "It's like Disneyland... times 10,000!"

- "Insanity guaranteed!"

- "No Smoking... except for that guy

"

Gandalf_the _white · 03-23-2006, 04:59 PM

The barrow-downs: More uncloaking jokes then you can shake a stick at!

Elu Ancalime · 03-23-2006, 05:23 PM

There could be an essay application to get in:

1.) Balrogs. Wings/No Wings. You have to have at least 1000 words. Go.

2.) If there was a still picture of Pippin screaming while Ugluk was looking at him, how would you caption it?

3.) You are on an island with: Smaug-Elrond-Faramir-Sauron. Who do you vote off?

4.) You are called to exterminate wolves from a village that is near Minas Tirith, now the Island of Werewolves. You are teamed with a Seer, a fellow Hunter and Ranger, and about 15 crazy villagers. How do you do it?

Other Rules:
-Only 8 letters in your Signature.
-Pay the annual Green Box Tax
-Send in seperate application requesting permission to use said Avatar. You will be notified in 6-8 weeks, and there is a 23% accepted rate.

The Barrow Downs
Death At Your Door

________
Szr660

SamwiseGamgee · 03-23-2006, 05:36 PM

This is somewhat off topic, but if you'll allow me:
I once did a Lord of the Rings exam ie created one. It was as follows:

Quote:

Candidates should attempt any three questions.
The use of Unfinished Tales, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (incl. appendices) is permitted.
The exam will last 90 minutes.

1.Discuss, with reference to the relative authorities to support your argument, who you believe Tom Bombadil was.

2. Balrogs don't have wings. Discuss.

3. After the Witch King perished at the Battle of Pelennor Fields Gothmog took over. Who do you believe Gothmog was?

4. Is the mortality of man a gift?

5. 'Had Deagol not found The One Ring none of this would have happened.' Discuss.

And the slogan?
The Barrow-Downs: you'll do the above in a real exam which you will go on to fail miserably and not care.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-24-2006, 12:31 AM

The Barrow Downs:

- Last Post wins... GO!

- A mild health hazard.

- Contact your doctor before using.

- Better than having a fish slapped across your face... I would think.

Garin · 03-24-2006, 09:15 AM

The Barrow Downs
"For some reason it is more awkward and difficult to explain the Downs to co-workers than if they had caught you surfing a porn site"

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-24-2006, 10:22 AM

The Barrow-Downs
I can't believe it's not Chatter

03-23-2006, 12:54 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: - "It's like Disneyland... times 10,000!" - "Insanity guaranteed!" - "No Smoking... except for that guy " __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-23-2006, 04:59 PM	#2
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	My 100th post!!!!! The barrow-downs: More uncloaking jokes then you can shake a stick at!

03-23-2006, 05:23 PM	#3
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	There could be an essay application to get in: 1.) Balrogs. Wings/No Wings. You have to have at least 1000 words. Go. 2.) If there was a still picture of Pippin screaming while Ugluk was looking at him, how would you caption it? 3.) You are on an island with: Smaug-Elrond-Faramir-Sauron. Who do you vote off? 4.) You are called to exterminate wolves from a village that is near Minas Tirith, now the Island of Werewolves. You are teamed with a Seer, a fellow Hunter and Ranger, and about 15 crazy villagers. How do you do it? Other Rules: -Only 8 letters in your Signature. -Pay the annual Green Box Tax -Send in seperate application requesting permission to use said Avatar. You will be notified in 6-8 weeks, and there is a 23% accepted rate. The Barrow Downs Death At Your Door ________ Szr660 Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:32 PM.

03-24-2006, 12:31 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Downs: - Last Post wins... GO! - A mild health hazard. - Contact your doctor before using. - Better than having a fish slapped across your face... I would think. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-24-2006, 09:15 AM	#6
Garin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ciudad de Lago del Sal Posts: 331	The Barrow Downs "For some reason it is more awkward and difficult to explain the Downs to co-workers than if they had caught you surfing a porn site" __________________ I am a sick man ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. Fyodor Dostoevsky "Notes From the Underground"

03-24-2006, 10:22 AM	#7
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The Barrow-Downs I can't believe it's not Chatter __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

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