The Never Ending Poem...

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

But just as the ape gave a loud hoot,
There appeared a giant squid,

which promptly died being too far from liquid,
and the ape ran away with the moon

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

which promptly died being too far from liquid,
and the ape ran away with the moon

Leaving oceans too tideless too soon
And the fishermen were very surprised

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Leaving oceans too tideless too soon
And the fishermen were very surprised

But the Dwarves always despised
The ape that stole also their gold

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But the Dwarves always despised
The ape that stole also their gold

almost as much as they hated being polled
on whether they liked gold better than mithril

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

almost as much as they hated being polled
on whether they liked gold better than mithril

It was always extremely easy to instill
Such hate and anger in Dwarvish hearts

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

It was always extremely easy to instill
Such hate and anger in Dwarvish hearts

so they buffed the shine on their oath speaking arts
and vowed to take revenge on the thieving ape

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

so they buffed the shine on their oath speaking arts
and vowed to take revenge on the thieving ape

Weapons drawn, they marched across the landscape
Searching high and low for the ape and the treasure