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04-08-2006, 02:33 PM | #10281 |
Wight
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"Take down that skanky poster this minute!!!!"
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04-08-2006, 02:36 PM | #10282 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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playing off of Hookbill a bit...
Morgoth: "I called Seat-Back & you heard it!!"
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04-08-2006, 02:36 PM | #10283 |
Alive without breath
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Morgoth: Sorry, You must be this tall to go on this ride.
Hurin:
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04-08-2006, 02:38 PM | #10284 |
Denethor's True Love
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Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Morgoth had a right to be angry with his hairdresser...
"I said a little off the top, not everything from the neck up!"
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-08-2006, 02:42 PM | #10285 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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for aqua teen fans
Dr. Weird:Steve this is my final experiment I will cut off my own head! Steve: Why DW:Because Steve I want to boogy! Steve:but DW:shut up steve get the axe!
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04-08-2006, 03:12 PM | #10286 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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stealing from Shrek...
Hurin: "All right, all right! I give up! Do you....know the Muffin Man?"
Morgoth: "The Muffin Man???" Hurin: "The Muffin Man!" Morgoth: "Yes...I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane." |
04-08-2006, 04:21 PM | #10287 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Tale of the Children of Hewin
And it is said that Mortcough grew angry, and turning to the captive he said menacingly, 'If thou wilt not say I can whup anyone else on the Relative Powers thread, then I will curse them' and Mortcough Bogleer pointed at the picture he had stolen from Hewin, of his wife Morewhen and his son Chewin Chewinbar. 'And with them will suffer thy daughter Ninny Nincompoop.........
Thus it is told in The Tale of the Children of Hewin, or The Harm I Kin Hewin
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04-08-2006, 04:45 PM | #10288 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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The Chronicles of...huh? Something's not quite the same here...
Morgoth: "Now go & bring your three siblings back. If you do...I might have some more Orcish Delight for you."
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04-08-2006, 05:45 PM | #10289 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Morgoth was finding this new position of nanny to be quiet tiresome. Even getting the brat to speak a word of please took hours of time out in Thangorodrim...
~ Aesthete
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04-09-2006, 12:54 AM | #10290 |
Alive without breath
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Morgoth: Excuse me, mate, do you know the way back to Angband? I seem to have got lost. I think it's that way.
OR Morgoth: With my eyes you will see! With my ears you will hear! With my hand you will make a cup of tea! Hint, hint! Or even Hurin: You have beautiful eyes!
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04-09-2006, 01:08 AM | #10291 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Morgoth: [blushing] Well, Hurin, eh.... well, I don't do this too often but I was... yeah, well I was wondering if.... you'd dance this Tango with me?
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04-09-2006, 05:26 AM | #10292 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Morgoth: And then I pointed at Eru and said "You, good sir, are an idiot! You can kiss my black a**, and I'm outta here!"
Hurin: No you didn't. Morgoth: Ok, ok, you got me. But I really wanted to! Hurin: Whatever. *yawn*
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04-09-2006, 05:31 AM | #10293 |
Wight
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Morgoth:Right! Now you can go down there and get my legs back!!!!
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04-09-2006, 06:00 AM | #10294 |
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The Werewolves discuss...
Morgoth: So, we are agreed, we'll get Gandalf tonight. Hurin: Yes. But don't try and lynch me again! Morgoth: Sorry, I thought you were Turin. OR Melkor: Go and turn that smoke machine off! It's really aggravating my asthma
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
04-09-2006, 10:04 AM | #10295 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Hurin was too morbidly fascinated by Morgoth's copious nasal hair to be really frightened.
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04-09-2006, 10:11 AM | #10296 |
Alive without breath
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Despite the fact that Hurin died three months ago, Morgoth continued to rant at him.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
04-09-2006, 05:23 PM | #10297 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Morgoth: "You! Can't you see the "No Smoking" sign!? Look at all this smoke! Take that outside!"
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04-10-2006, 01:54 AM | #10298 |
A Mere Boggart
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Morgoth: "Fie! I will smite thee with the stench of my stinking armpits!"
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Gordon's alive!
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04-10-2006, 01:58 AM | #10299 |
Alive without breath
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Sir Alan... I mean Morgoth... in The Apprentice
Morgoth: Sorry, Hurin, but I'm running a business here. I can't have you wandering around like a headless chicken all the time. Sorry, You're fired!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
04-10-2006, 07:12 AM | #10300 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Morgoth: Now get in the kicthen and bake me a pie!
Hurin: I slave over a hot stove all day and this is what i get!
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04-10-2006, 07:40 AM | #10301 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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stealing for gil-galad
Morgoth: not this again
Hurin:I waited all night where were you Morgoth:At work Hurin:You were with him again weren't you Morgoth:With who? I only know you Hurin:It was Sauron wasn't it MOrgoth....oh....that...
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04-10-2006, 07:44 AM | #10302 |
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Morgoth: Did you put Ent Draught into my tea?
OR For Harry Hill fans Morgoth: I want to know how they get the jam in the middle of Jammy dodgers! YOU! GO AND FIND OUT!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
04-10-2006, 08:31 AM | #10303 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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( Question: ) What's worse than pushy waiters?
( Answer: ) Managers that defend them... Morgoth: "I don't care what my waiter did you had no right to question him! Now out of my restaurant this instant!!" Hurin: "But...the first thing he did was chain me to my seat!" |
04-10-2006, 08:41 AM | #10304 | |
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Quote:
Anyway... Melkor: You put your left arm in, your left arm out, in, out, in, out and you sake it all about... Hurn: Kill me now!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-10-2006, 09:45 PM | #10305 |
Sword of Spirit
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Morgoth liked having a captive audience. Literally.
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04-11-2006, 05:05 AM | #10306 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Hurin: "You can do with me whatever you like, but if you show me that picture again, I'll go insane."
*hint hint*
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...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door... |
04-11-2006, 05:26 AM | #10307 |
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Morgoth: Go and tell Sauron to stop messing around in that wheeled monstrosity and come and help with the war!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
04-11-2006, 05:36 AM | #10308 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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(Inspired by TORE's restaurant one)
No Soup for you!! -Soup Nazi (Seinfeld)
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04-11-2006, 04:36 PM | #10309 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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fear the *hint* *hint*ing...it has become a TREND!! O_O
Melkor: "What are you doing, Hurin!?"
Hurin: "I'm star gazing..." Melkor: "For what? Surely not stars!?" Hurin: "No...a new picture." Melkor: "Then stop staring & get off your lazy butt and find one!!" And yet I can't seem to get off my own...any help Hookbill? (*hint* *hint*) |
04-11-2006, 06:42 PM | #10310 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Morgoth ranted to Hurin about how annoying Tom Bombadil is.
Getting kicked off "Survivor: Surviving the Minor Works" didn't disturb Tom Bombadil one bit.
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04-11-2006, 06:50 PM | #10311 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Tom hopes to have a bigger part in the musical than in the movies.
EDIT: Ghost Prince- w00t!
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04-11-2006, 06:55 PM | #10312 |
Maundering Mage
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Tom just found out that the colonoscopy results were negative.
or Tom: Woo-Hoo that wasn't orc droppings I stepped in. or A new themed restaurant opened up in town and he is your server.
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04-11-2006, 08:19 PM | #10313 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Tom: somebody get these boots off of me! i don't got enough Jitter to do the Jitterbug anymore!
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04-11-2006, 08:39 PM | #10314 |
Shadow of the Past
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Bombadil's true nature: exiled Plymouth pilgrim!
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04-11-2006, 09:10 PM | #10315 |
Child of the West
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I want whatever he had...
or Nothing like a healthy dose of Tom Bombadil to start the day.
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04-12-2006, 01:34 AM | #10316 |
Alive without breath
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Hay, I've posted three pictures in a row (almost), I thought it was time someone else did.
Anyway... Tom: Must kick over tree! It called me a silly dancing fool! OR Tom: I can't tell you who I am of all things, but I'll tell you if Balrogs have wings... you see... *tree falls on Tom* Frodo: Blast!
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04-12-2006, 03:01 AM | #10317 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Is this the way to Amarillo
Its there, I lost my armadillo These mushrooms, make me a happy fellow Ding-dong I'm mad my brain is jello
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04-12-2006, 07:03 AM | #10318 | |
Princess of Skwerlz
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The chorus line sings:
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04-12-2006, 07:14 AM | #10319 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Just give a little whistle and always let your conscience be your guide!
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04-12-2006, 08:19 AM | #10320 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Three things are evident from this picture: (1) Tom Bombadil cannot grow facial hair (2) He felt very self conscious about it & (3) In the Old Forest there is now a beaver without a tail...
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