The Never Ending Poem...

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

"A one an' a two!" cried Hub. Doom! Doom! Doom!
Went the orc drums to Hubert's conducting

And across the room Hubert went strutting
Showing off his musical prowess right to Saruman's face

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And across the room Hubert went strutting
Showing off his musical prowess right to Saruman's face.

Saruman couldn't help himself and joined Hubert's pace,
forgetting to be mad; so he danced a jig

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Saruman couldn't help himself and joined Hubert's pace,
forgetting to be mad; so he danced a jig

And his dance was indeed very big
Especially deep in Dwarven houses

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And his dance was indeed very big
Especially deep in Dwarven houses

Where there are a lot of little mouses*
And they scampered around Saruman's feet

*Now that's what we call exercise of poetic license.

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

Where there are a lot of little mouses*
And they scampered around Saruman's feet

and chewed off his shoe laces quite complete.
He tripped, bonked his nose, and fell on his ars

(there's some more poetic license .... namely bad grammar )

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

and chewed off his shoe laces quite complete.
He tripped, bonked his nose, and fell on his ars

Even though the poetic licence was a farce*
He cheered himself up by writing to Radagast


*

[Kath]

Even though the poetic licence was a farce
He cheered himself up by writing to Radagast

Who read the letter and then thought "Blast!
Now I'll have to go to his aid."