The Never Ending Poem...

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

But then Smaug woke up with the bends
most painful, and realized it was all a dream

To forget the dream he joined a team
Of those who try to forget nightmares

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

To forget the dream he joined a team
Of those who try to forget nightmares

And all walked around in 70's flairs
While everyone else laughed at them

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And all walked around in 70's flairs
While everyone else laughed at them

But Smaug liked the decade and the hem
and threatened the mockers with fire

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

But Smaug liked the decade and the hem
and threatened the mockers with fire

So rather than provoke his ire
They giggled when the dragon wasn't there

[Hookbill the Goomba]

So rather than provoke his ire
They giggled when the dragon wasn't there

All the while, Smaug combed his hair
Into an Afro and walked all the more

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

All the while, Smaug combed his hair
Into an Afro and walked all the more

With a swagger to the beat, making for Eriador
Where he hoped to find some Hobbits to eat

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

With a swagger to the beat, making for Eriador
Where he hoped to find some Hobbits to eat

Yet soon he had to rest his tired feet.
But some Rangers saw him sleeping

[Oddwen]

Originally Posted by Hooketybill

Yet soon he had to rest his tired feet.
But some Rangers saw him sleeping

And into his unknown keeping
Placed the murder weapon

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Oddwen

And into his unknown keeping
Placed the murder weapon.

So in his dream he let some
Thief inside his chamber full of gold

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

So in his dream he let some
Thief inside his chamber full of gold

And the thief stole a relic, dusty and old.
'Twas the diadem of King Bladorthin!