Be careful what you wish for...

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Gandalf and Radagast had their own spin off show.

Your wish is granted. The show was called "The Lone Wizard." Radagast played his faithful Druadan companion Targo.

I wish that Ar-Pharazon hadn't taken Sauron to Numenor.

[Celuien]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Ar-Pharazon hadn't taken Sauron to Numenor.

1-2-3. Granted. Instead of Numenor, Ar-Pharazon takes Sauron to Disneyland. Sauron dresses up as Mickey Mouse, Ar-Pharazon becomes Donald Duck, and they spend the rest of their lives posing for pictures with their adoring fans.

(And you wondered why Tolkien disliked Disney. )

I wish that Hobbits really did have express trains.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Originally Posted by Celuien

I wish that Hobbits really did have express trains.

The Hobbits now posses the fastest trains in all of Middle Earth, but they dont have any tracks and thats just plain silly!

I wish that Elves and Orcs would meet once a year to tell each other ghost stories

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

I wish that Elves and Orcs would meet once a year to tell each other ghost stories

Granted.
However, the ghost stories that the elves tell are not quite as scary as the Orcs', consequently, when telling the 'chilling' tale of 'The Elf with half a finger missing' the Orcs laughed so much that they called down the Stone Giants to Rivendell, and the destroyed it.

I wish Bilbo had ridden on Smaug's back.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Bilbo had ridden on Smaug's back.

And so shall it be...
Bilbo, with the Ring, on hops a ride on Smaug's back. Unfortunately his Ring chose to slip off just as he was climbing down from Smaug's back. And Smaug was unsympathetic to Bilbo's "Gandalf made me do it" excuse."

I wish Fatty had been part of the Fellowship.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Fatty had been part of the Fellowship.

Granted. Fatty joins the Fellowship! Yet, on the hard road from Rivendell, he gets so hungry that he eats Bill the Pony. Upon discovering this, Sam takes up arms and kills Fatty in the night. Gimli, who had come to like Fatty, then kills Sam. Frodo kills Gimli, Legolas kills Frodo. Aragorn Kills Legolas. Boromir kills Aragorn (for the heck of t). Merry kills Boromir. Pippin kills merry. Gandalf Kills Pippin. Gandalf kills himself.

Oh dear

I wish that Théoden had personally given Wormtong a slap across the mouth.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish that Théoden had personally given Wormtong a slap across the mouth.

Your wish is granted. But Wormtongue pretended to be seriously injured and made Theoden apologize. But Wormtongue didn't accept the apology until Theoden executed Eomer.

I wish that Tolkien had finished The Lost Road.