The Never Ending Poem...

[symestreem]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And so she began to toil
To sunburn the unwary Melkor

And from the evil brow, the sweat began to pour,
Until he looked down and cried, "Curse the dark depths of Thangorodrim! Now I need a higher SPF!"

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by symestreem

And from the evil brow, the sweat began to pour,
Until he looked down and cried, "Curse the dark depths of Thangorodrim! Now I need a higher SPF!"

"Or this horrible Sun will fry me to death!"
So he soaked himself in 80 proof oil.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

"Or this horrible Sun will fry me to death!"
So he soaked himself in 80 proof oil.

Then he began to roll around in the soil
Making the worms feel more nervous

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Then he began to roll around in the soil
Making the worms feel more nervous

But Melkor sure felt impervious
To the sun's scorching rays

[symestreem]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

But Melkor sure felt impervious
To the sun's scorching rays

Not surprising, since he was coated in clay!
Now instead of burning, he got a horrible skin rash...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by symestreem

Not surprising, since he was coated in clay!
Now instead of burning, he got a horrible skin rash...

And to everyone's surprise, he did the Moster mash
So, it was not long before everyone else joined in

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And to everyone's surprise, he did the Moster mash
So, it was not long before everyone else joined in

Except for Arien, who with haughty chin
Turned her back and caused an eclipse