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07-10-2006, 04:24 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the government who goes ahead and implements the scheme, which works, thus proving that psychology doesn't work.
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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07-10-2006, 05:13 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,594
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Gandalf: I am the REVOLUTION which comes in and overthrows the government and gets rid of all their silly-willy namby-pamby mumbo-jumbo and reinstates the yardarm as the primary (indeed, only) form of social correction (along with a heavy emphasis on the use of the hyphen.)
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 07-10-2006 at 05:13 PM. Reason: found another hyphen I could put in... |
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07-10-2006, 05:57 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,460
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Saruman: I am Hyphenadrous, the three headed monseter the hyphen-obsessed government summons from the pits of hell and which devours the masses.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression. |
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07-10-2006, 06:22 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,594
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Gandalf: I am Hyphen-ules, who, with my trusty hyphen, cuts off the heads of Hyphenadrous then burns them off at the neck to make sure they can't come back.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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07-11-2006, 12:47 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: I am the heat wave that causes the concrete to melt on the ground, thus causing Hyphen-ules to get stuck to the ground.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-11-2006, 05:33 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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07-11-2006, 06:24 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
Posts: 4,349
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Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
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