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07-11-2006, 12:47 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: I am the heat wave that causes the concrete to melt on the ground, thus causing Hyphen-ules to get stuck to the ground.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-11-2006, 05:33 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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07-11-2006, 06:24 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
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Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
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07-11-2006, 01:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Gandalf: I am the flaw in the metal that causes the statue to break.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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07-11-2006, 03:04 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Saruman: I am the pigeons who relieve themselves on top of the unexplained statue.
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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07-11-2006, 03:13 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: By the Sea
Posts: 446
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Gandalf: I am the wind that blows the pigeons many leagues so that they can...uh... "rain" on Isengard, instead.
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"Wherever I have been, I am back." |
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07-11-2006, 05:27 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Saruman: I am the Force Field of Doom™ that blocks the unwanted "presents."
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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