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08-03-2006, 12:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Eru picked up an almost new
tv/dvd at the Orthanc firesale after Saruman went out of business. This was cheap because Elessar decided: "Everything has to go..." and that his prices were "INSANE!"
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08-03-2006, 06:29 PM
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Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately the reason Saruman went out of business (besides the 'INSANE' prices) was the quality of products were below the Federal Rohirric Consumer's Commission standards...so long story short the TV Eru got...blew up.
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08-03-2006, 10:07 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Fortunately, Eru, being omnipotent, just created another one on the spot.
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08-03-2006, 10:55 PM
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Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, this one was evil.
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08-04-2006, 07:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, it also blew up.
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08-04-2006, 07:58 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Unfortunately, everyone knows when evil TV's created by the all powerful Eru blow up just creates hundreds of thousands little evil TV's.
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08-04-2006, 07:59 AM
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Unfortunately, this gave Eru a headache.
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08-04-2006, 08:28 AM
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Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately, due to the life that is cross-posting, the 'fortunate' that usually follows the 'unfortunate' was entirely skipped over. This proved that Eru's master designs could be broken and he wasn't in control of everything. Knowing this all the Valar and Maiar were tired of being bossed around, so them and all the people's of Middle-earth went into mass rebellion against Eru. Mandos freed Morgoth from the Void and appointed him as the leader. :breathes:
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