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Old 08-07-2006, 03:18 PM   #81
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Q: Why didn't Tolkien draw anything to the east of Mordor and the Sea of Rhun?
A: Because his pen ran out of ink. As a matter of fact, that sea was to be called "The Sea of Rhum" a clear reference to Tolkien's favourite drink, but his pen failed half-way through the m.

Q: Why did Elrond send only EIGHT* walkers with the ring bearer? Couldn't he send a bit of a bigger dettachment at least half-way to Mordor to keep them well protected?

*It said eight all along, it never said either instead of eight. No, not at all, no, never
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Old 08-07-2006, 04:45 PM   #82
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Q: Why did Elrond send only either walkers with the ring bearer? Couldn't he send a bit of a bigger dettachment at least half-way to Mordor to keep them well protected?
(Slightly confused do you mean eight walkers? A mind lapse there?) Anyway...

A: Elrond actually had a lottery system to decide who would join Frodo on the infamous quest to Mount Doom. It was supposed to be the First 50 winners, but only 8 signed up.


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Because 'The Fiery Eyeball' got rejected.

Why do hobbits drink ale?
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A: Because Middle-Earth wine coolers are too expensive.

Q: Why wasn't Saruman a bearer of one of the Three Rings?
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Q: Why wasn't Saruman a bearer of one of the Three Rings?

A: Because Cirdan only trusted Saruman as far he could throw him, but Cirdan was too weak to throw Saruman more than a few inches.

Q: Why was Smaug so smug?
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A: Because he was snug as a bug, of course.

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Old 08-08-2006, 06:04 PM   #87
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Q: Why did the Valar seal Morgoth in the Void instead of just killing him?

A: Because you can't kill the soul.

Q: Why was there no trace of the Wargs who attacked the Fellowship the next morning?
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A: congratulations! you've solved the mystery of Tom Bombadil!

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Old 08-08-2006, 07:35 PM   #90
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Because they couldn't manage to produce enough charge to turn their balrog-defeating light-sabres with a cavalry charge... they needed the charges of a couple batteries but they were fresh out of those

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A: Because he went to a really, really bad plastic surgeon.

Q: Do Hobbits go bald?
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A: Because he had no daily papers to check his style from and he left his mirror of the underground lake too early...

Q: Why didn't Gollum strike at the time he had a chance?
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Q: Do Hobbits go bald?
A: Of course! Think of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins without a bald on the top of her head!

So making the question again...

Q: Why didn't Gollum strike at the time he had a chance?
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A:He is surprisingly good at Baseball, and the word strike is not in his vocabulary!


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A: Hisname, Pippin's neighbour, was pretty much hated by everyone. Mostly because of his enormous euphonium he insisted upon blowing at three in the morning.

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Q: Why did Gandalf not just kick the Balrog in the shin and run away?

A: Because Pippin stole his flameproof shoes and buried them in Rivendell.

Q: Why was Lobelia so nasty?
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Q: Why was Lobelia so nasty?
The Professor was, as we all know, a master of words and meanings and he played a very clever trick on us. As we know, lob is an old word for spider (or something like that) and Lob-elia was female.... a she... SHELOB!!!!

Indeed, when Shelob (aka Lobelia) attacked Frodo and Sam in Cirith Ungol, it was just the latest episode of a long-lasting hatred between the family.

Now, wouldn't you be nasty if you were a huge spider in a hobbit town?

Q: Why did Frodo hang out a lot with Merry and Pippin who were several years younger than him?
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Frodo never chose to hang out with them. No matter how much he tries to get rid of them, Merry and Pippin just keep tagging along. Annoying little buggers....

Q: Why did Frodo choose for the Fellowship to go through the Mines of Moria?
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Q: Why did Frodo choose for the Fellowship to go through the Mines of Moria?
A: He thought there would be an underground death metal band playing there.

Q: Why did Boromir have hair?
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A: Because young military leaders are rarely bald.

Q: Why did Pippin cross the road?
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A: Because they were on sale at Penney's.

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A: Theoretically, yes. But it would take so much energy that he'd have to destroy half of Arda. And you wouldn't want that would you?

Q: Why was did Gollum... erm.. gollum?
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A: He took too many Giggle Calming Pills.

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A: He adopted all of Pippin's kids after Child Protective Services took them after a certain incident involving illegal fireworks.

Q: Why did Smaug leave Lake-Town alone for so many years?
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A: Because he (literally) turned into a chicken near water.


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A: His psychiatrist suggested it as a way to channel his (strange) emotions.

Q: Why do people hate Denethor for killing himself, and yet love Aragorn for 'departing from the world'?
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A: Quite simple - Meela has turned everyone towards Denethor & away from Aragorn.

Q: Why did Aragorn carry around a broken sword in The Fellowship of the Ring?
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A. She could not afford rent anywhere else, poor gal...

Q. Why was the Carrock called Carrock?
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A: It isn't. Its real name, long since corrupted, is car-rock, because it looks like a 1983 Ford Granada.

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Why doesn't Eowyn love Grima?
A: Because she also fell in love with a Balrog, Johnny the Stinky Balrog to be exact.

Q: If the Mearas are so great, why didn't they make their own nation?
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