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08-31-2006, 12:38 PM
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Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately as Alan Rickman came and said, "Existance functions under one principle: Eru is infallible. To prove Eru wrong would undo reality and everything that is. Up would become down, black would become white, existance would become nothingness. If Gandalf uncloaked again after the running joke had been decreed as 'ended' he would unmake the world."
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08-31-2006, 06:57 PM
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Fortunately, do to the last post, the world was unmade and all that survived were some long running gags, if you will, such as Mutant-Dog, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, the newly acclaimed were-Feanor, Mt. Zoom and any others i have missed
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09-01-2006, 12:33 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, Gandalf didn't uncloak fully, so the universe righted itself and all of the whored-out running gags were destroyed again, forcing new comedians to come up with their own skits.
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09-01-2006, 05:56 AM
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Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately, that new comedian was Denethor...
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09-01-2006, 06:50 AM
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Unfortunately, the best thing he could come up with was a very large hat that tried to eat people. He called it 'Hattington Smithe".
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09-01-2006, 07:11 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, the alien-eating dog chewed the hat up.
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09-01-2006, 07:55 AM
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Laconic Loreman
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unfortunately the hat had a silmaril in it and it turned the mutant-dog into a raging, unstoppable mutant dog.
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