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Old 09-20-2006, 07:38 AM   #1
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Q: Why did Grima have to die?
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:54 PM   #2
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Q: Why did Grima have to die?
A: Grima fell madly in love with Rose, but lost to Sam. He had no more reason to live.

Q: Can the Elves ever grow fat?
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:59 PM   #3
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Q: Can the Elves ever grow fat?
A: Probably, but I'd imagine it would be an awful mess to harvest

Q: If an Ent fell in the forest...would anyone hear?
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Old 09-20-2006, 01:24 PM   #4
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Q: If an Ent fell in the forest...would anyone hear?
A: Sure, the ent itself.

Q: Why don't the Winged Beasts fly away from the Nazgul?
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:55 PM   #5
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Q: Why don't the Winged Beasts fly away from the Nazgul?
A: The Nazgul's metal boots were welded to the Beast's skin.

Q: Did Sauron ever really need the Ring or was he just trying to get a new career in Jewellery making?
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:03 PM   #6
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A: He needed it to disguise the weld on his ring finger.

Who was Saruman?
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:43 PM   #7
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:53 PM   #8
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Q: Why was Sauron embodied as a huge eye?
A: He wasn't. He was embodied as a full grown man. Yet he had a strange eye desease that made his eye super huge and full of fire.

Q: Who did Trebeard like better? Merry, or Pippin?
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:58 PM   #9
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Q: Who did Treebeard like better? Merry, or Pippin?
A: Merry, of course. Now if he could only find someone named Christmas, he'd be set.

Which brings me to a question...
Q: Did Ents ever look like Christmas trees?
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Old 09-23-2006, 03:00 PM   #10
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Q: Who did Trebeard like better? Merry, or Pippin?
A: Really hard to compare... Merry was rather sweet, but gave a nasty bitter aftertaste which Treebeard didn't like. Pippin on the other hand was chewy and tasteless, though he contained a lot of calcium and with red ent-drought had a nice subtle taste. Treebeard would prefer to eat both of them again.

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Q: Why didn't the Valar just forgive the Noldor after Feanor died and killed off Morgoth earlier?

A: Because they were waiting for Venus to come.

Q: Who can stand against both Sauron and Saruman?
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Old 09-24-2006, 02:10 AM   #12
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Q: Who can stand against both Sauron and Saruman?
A: Why, Johnny the Stinky Balrog of course!!

Q: Why did the Mumak cross the Harad-Road?
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