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09-25-2006, 02:34 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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If you cannot see Volo's links, I'll put them here for ye to see!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-25-2006, 03:08 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Thanks, Hookbill.
Those are horrible! Volo, I seriously consider neg-repping you...!  
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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09-25-2006, 06:14 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Wasn't that the whole idea?
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09-25-2006, 10:20 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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More chronological tribulations
On a more positive note, the recent space-time anomalies have enabled me to escape from an eccentric temporal loop in which I had been trapped for some eight millennia. Fortunately my absence would appear to have been somewhat shorter in real time. If I seem oddly changed, it's because eight-thousand years of reading the last sentence of next week's Hansard is a more than usually life-changing experience. Public Order (Rudeness to Budgerigars) Act indeed!
p.s. Those letters to the editor are obvious fabrications. I am disgusted that they weren't properly disguised as real letters according to standard editorial practice.
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09-25-2006, 10:35 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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But anyway, here is some Downer Merchendise.
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09-25-2006, 10:28 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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I personally find it much more unlikely that a penguin would die by drowning. Strapping dynamite to its flippers would have been more appropriate...and gory... 
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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09-25-2006, 11:18 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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I am thoroughly frightened! Penguins have lived in my dorm as long as I have. And all seemed well until I read Volo's story. Ever since, I've noticed the penguins following me wherever I go, giving me these creepy looks....
Take a look for yourself. I swear I'm not imagining it!
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09-26-2006, 01:49 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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*makes banners* SAVE INNOCENT PENGUINS FROM WRONGFUL ACCUSATIONS! PENGUINS DON'T DESERVE DEATH BY DROWNING OR BY DYNAMITE! STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST PENGUINS!
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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