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09-25-2006, 03:08 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Thanks, Hookbill.
 Those are horrible! Volo, I seriously consider neg-repping you...!  
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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09-25-2006, 06:14 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Wasn't that the whole idea?
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09-25-2006, 10:20 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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More chronological tribulations
On a more positive note, the recent space-time anomalies have enabled me to escape from an eccentric temporal loop in which I had been trapped for some eight millennia. Fortunately my absence would appear to have been somewhat shorter in real time. If I seem oddly changed, it's because eight-thousand years of reading the last sentence of next week's Hansard is a more than usually life-changing experience. Public Order (Rudeness to Budgerigars) Act indeed!
p.s. Those letters to the editor are obvious fabrications. I am disgusted that they weren't properly disguised as real letters according to standard editorial practice.
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09-25-2006, 10:35 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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But anyway, here is some Downer Merchendise.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-25-2006, 10:28 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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I personally find it much more unlikely that a penguin would die by drowning. Strapping dynamite to its flippers would have been more appropriate...and gory... 
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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09-25-2006, 11:18 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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I am thoroughly frightened! Penguins have lived in my dorm as long as I have. And all seemed well until I read Volo's story. Ever since, I've noticed the penguins following me wherever I go, giving me these creepy looks....
Take a look for yourself. I swear I'm not imagining it!
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09-26-2006, 01:49 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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*makes banners* SAVE INNOCENT PENGUINS FROM WRONGFUL ACCUSATIONS! PENGUINS DON'T DESERVE DEATH BY DROWNING OR BY DYNAMITE! STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST PENGUINS!
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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09-26-2006, 02:54 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
Posts: 1,611
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I bet YOU sent the penguin to assassinate me!
But no, you wouldn't have killed it...  Hmm... The case is still open. Brinniel, that is frightening, we must stop the evil penguin mastermind! Lommy, help us and justice will be back and everybody (the, also the penguins) will live (or unlive) happily ever after. |
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