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doom_hammer · 10-04-2006, 04:43 PM

Fortunately no wargs were hurt and all the hobbits were dead

Gil-Galad · 10-04-2006, 07:58 PM

Unfortunately the hobbits were already dead so without anything for the Johnny the stinky Grim Balrog Reaper to kill, he went on a rampage in the airport

Meneltarmacil · 10-04-2006, 08:04 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him.

High King Fingolfin · 10-04-2006, 09:17 PM

Unfortunately, the sheer number of times Mount Zoom has run over things on this thread caused it to break forever, and be forever useless for running something over.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-04-2006, 11:29 PM

Fortunately, a GIANT WALNUT fell on Johnny.

High King Fingolfin · 10-06-2006, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately, he managed to eat the walnut.

THE Ka · 10-06-2006, 09:55 PM

Fortunately, the acid in Johnny's stomach was not enough to harm the walnut, and it grew, and grew, and grew... Until it had split Johnny in two, where from his remains gave enough nourishment for the tree to evolve into a walnut-bearing balrog-reaper-whatever...

~ Telling tales Ka

10-04-2006, 04:43 PM	#1
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Fortunately no wargs were hurt and all the hobbits were dead Last edited by doom_hammer; 10-04-2006 at 04:52 PM.

10-04-2006, 07:58 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the hobbits were already dead so without anything for the Johnny the stinky Grim Balrog Reaper to kill, he went on a rampage in the airport __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-04-2006, 08:04 PM	#3
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-04-2006, 09:17 PM	#4
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the sheer number of times Mount Zoom has run over things on this thread caused it to break forever, and be forever useless for running something over. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-04-2006, 11:29 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a GIANT WALNUT fell on Johnny. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-06-2006, 09:40 PM	#6
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, he managed to eat the walnut. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-06-2006, 09:55 PM	#7
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the acid in Johnny's stomach was not enough to harm the walnut, and it grew, and grew, and grew... Until it had split Johnny in two, where from his remains gave enough nourishment for the tree to evolve into a walnut-bearing balrog-reaper-whatever... ~ Telling tales Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

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