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10-06-2006, 09:55 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Fortunately, the acid in Johnny's stomach was not enough to harm the walnut, and it grew, and grew, and grew... Until it had split Johnny in two, where from his remains gave enough nourishment for the tree to evolve into a walnut-bearing balrog-reaper-whatever...
~ Telling tales Ka
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10-08-2006, 04:51 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Unfotunately, the tree was 15 million feet tall, and fell over right on Minas Tirith.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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10-08-2006, 05:55 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Fortunately Johnny burst from the tree to stop the tree from falling on Minas Tirith
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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10-09-2006, 03:52 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Unfortunately, he stepped in Faramir in the process.
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10-09-2006, 07:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Fortunately, High King Fingolfin was run over by Mount Zoom, despite his best atttempts to disable it, allowing other people to post for Unfortunately.
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10-10-2006, 03:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately for Meneltarmacil, Minas Tirith was at the historical moment of "The Battle of the Pellenor Fields" and, due to Meneltarmacil bringing back the always hated Mount Zoom, everyone worked together to destroy Mount Zoom, crucified Meneltarmacil on one last piece of the mountain shaped like a cross, and then threw Meneltarmacil and the Zoom cross into the fires of Mount Doom, teaching both of them to never do that running joke again.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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10-10-2006, 03:13 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, since Mount Zoom was now gone for good, Denethor got depressed and ate so much that he grew very fat. Eventually he is so depressed that he leaps off the top of Minas Tirith and lands on top of Johnny the Stinky Balrog, thus stopping him from destroying Minas Tirith.
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