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Meneltarmacil · 10-09-2006, 07:20 PM

Fortunately, High King Fingolfin was run over by Mount Zoom, despite his best atttempts to disable it, allowing other people to post for Unfortunately.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-10-2006, 03:10 PM

Unfortunately for Meneltarmacil, Minas Tirith was at the historical moment of "The Battle of the Pellenor Fields" and, due to Meneltarmacil bringing back the always hated Mount Zoom, everyone worked together to destroy Mount Zoom, crucified Meneltarmacil on one last piece of the mountain shaped like a cross, and then threw Meneltarmacil and the Zoom cross into the fires of Mount Doom, teaching both of them to never do that running joke again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2006, 03:13 PM

Fortunately, since Mount Zoom was now gone for good, Denethor got depressed and ate so much that he grew very fat. Eventually he is so depressed that he leaps off the top of Minas Tirith and lands on top of Johnny the Stinky Balrog, thus stopping him from destroying Minas Tirith.

High King Fingolfin · 10-10-2006, 03:53 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny was now very messy.

Meneltarmacil · 10-10-2006, 04:21 PM

Fortunately, Meneltarmacil came back from the dead and drove Mount Zoom over Johnny.

(Note the paradox: If Mount Zoom is destroyed, being Mount Doom with wheels, how can it be thrown into the fires of itself?

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Gil-Galad · 10-10-2006, 04:38 PM

Unfortunately to Menel's confused brain, Mt. Zoom was infact the cousin of Mt.Doom so it was possible to throw it into Mt.Doom and saved Johnny by being mis-judged, who eventually flew away to his FORTRESS OF SOLIDARITY

doom_hammer · 10-10-2006, 09:57 PM

fortunately Mt.Doom was made and all were happy.

10-09-2006, 07:20 PM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, High King Fingolfin was run over by Mount Zoom, despite his best atttempts to disable it, allowing other people to post for Unfortunately. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-10-2006, 03:10 PM	#2
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately for Meneltarmacil, Minas Tirith was at the historical moment of "The Battle of the Pellenor Fields" and, due to Meneltarmacil bringing back the always hated Mount Zoom, everyone worked together to destroy Mount Zoom, crucified Meneltarmacil on one last piece of the mountain shaped like a cross, and then threw Meneltarmacil and the Zoom cross into the fires of Mount Doom, teaching both of them to never do that running joke again. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

10-10-2006, 03:13 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, since Mount Zoom was now gone for good, Denethor got depressed and ate so much that he grew very fat. Eventually he is so depressed that he leaps off the top of Minas Tirith and lands on top of Johnny the Stinky Balrog, thus stopping him from destroying Minas Tirith. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-10-2006, 03:53 PM	#4
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Johnny was now very messy. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-10-2006, 04:21 PM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Meneltarmacil came back from the dead and drove Mount Zoom over Johnny. (Note the paradox: If Mount Zoom is destroyed, being Mount Doom with wheels, how can it be thrown into the fires of itself? ) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-10-2006, 04:38 PM	#6
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately to Menel's confused brain, Mt. Zoom was infact the cousin of Mt.Doom so it was possible to throw it into Mt.Doom and saved Johnny by being mis-judged, who eventually flew away to his FORTRESS OF SOLIDARITY __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-10-2006, 09:57 PM	#7
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately Mt.Doom was made and all were happy.

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