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Old 10-12-2006, 11:11 AM   #1
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A - Their knowledge is - like - totally far out, man!

Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:19 AM   #2
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Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
A: After Gríma forgot his collection of crayons in his robes when he did the laundry.

Q: Why did Elfhelm trip over Merry?


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Old 10-12-2006, 11:19 AM   #3
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Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
A: When he decided that he supported gay rights.

Q: (staying on topic) Why did Saruman feel he needed to create the Uruk-Hai?
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:51 PM   #4
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Why did Saruman feel he needed to create the Uruk-Hai?
A: Because he wanted to have other 'people' around to make himself look more attractive, afterall he wasn't a real looker if ya know what I mean.


Q: Do you think that Wargs could have ever been tamed/trained to be used as house pets?
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:20 PM   #5
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A: Yes they have in the nation of Sharkey Shire and possibly others.

Q: Who was Frodo?
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Old 10-15-2006, 07:01 AM   #6
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Q: Who was Frodo?
A: Frodo was a figment of Sam's imagination.

Q: Did Ents eat anything besides Ent-draught?
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Q: Did Ents eat anything besides Ent-draught?
A - Yes... Entwives.

Q - Why didn't the Hobbits have their own language?
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Q - Why didn't the Hobbits have their own language?

Because Tolkien knew Elijah Wood wouldn't be able to speak it.

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