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Volo · 10-15-2006, 05:19 AM

"My friends are caught in the boiling Soup of Doom", said Bill Ferny after his fifth apple juice pint. Sauron looked at him with the corner of his eye and burst into maniacal laughter, "You wish, actually it's not YOUR friends that are caught, it's Eowyn and Kíli, sons of Peregrin the Usurper!" "Who want more weed?" asked the innkeeper Elu Thingol.

"Do you wish for the House...

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-15-2006, 05:49 AM

"Do you wish for the House to grow legs and walk away?" said Gandalf with a tone of annoyance, "then give me my staff back and stop acting like a tom-fool of a Took!" Yet Merry continued to dance and wave the staff around until Gandalf stopped calling him a Took.

"What burden do you bear, Men of Rohan," he cried...

Rikae · 10-15-2006, 07:41 AM

"What burden do you bear, Men of Rohan," he cried...so they unwrapped it and showed him: a giant animatronic Pokemon called "jigglypuff". "We are taking him to Theoden to have justice done for this sacriledge!" they explained, pointing at the magic marker moustaches on their faces.

"...to the Elven-smiths they were but trifles-yet still..."

Evisse the Blue · 10-22-2006, 06:31 AM

To the Elven-smiths they were but trifles yet still even Celebrimbor loved a game of ping pong with his mates when they took a break from Ring-forging and such.

"Why did it come to me?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2006, 06:50 AM

"Why did it come to me?" asked Gandalf as the enormous olyphant licked him and regarded him with contentment. The Wizard whacked his staff against the brute, but it merely hummed and seemed happier. "Perhaps you could shoot it in the eye, master elf?" he asked as Legolas peered into a looking glass and refused to comment.

"Where are the horse and the rider?"

Rikae · 11-02-2006, 10:19 PM

"Where are the horse and the rider?"

Complained Aragorn, opening the box and dumping his new "Shortcut to Mushrooms" Lego set out on the floor.

"And I like less than half..."

The Elf-warrior · 11-04-2006, 10:00 PM

"And I like less than half..."

of an apple pie for breakfast." "Quite the ascetic, aren't you Peregrin Took?" Aragorn said sternly. Pippin hastily replied, "Oh, no, no, no! It's not that! It's just I don't have as big a stomach as Merry does."

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"We must stop him."

10-15-2006, 05:19 AM	#1
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	"My friends are caught in the boiling Soup of Doom", said Bill Ferny after his fifth apple juice pint. Sauron looked at him with the corner of his eye and burst into maniacal laughter, "You wish, actually it's not YOUR friends that are caught, it's Eowyn and Kíli, sons of Peregrin the Usurper!" "Who want more weed?" asked the innkeeper Elu Thingol. "Do you wish for the House... __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-15-2006, 05:49 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	"Do you wish for the House to grow legs and walk away?" said Gandalf with a tone of annoyance, "then give me my staff back and stop acting like a tom-fool of a Took!" Yet Merry continued to dance and wave the staff around until Gandalf stopped calling him a Took. "What burden do you bear, Men of Rohan," he cried... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-22-2006, 06:31 AM	#4
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	To the Elven-smiths they were but trifles yet still even Celebrimbor loved a game of ping pong with his mates when they took a break from Ring-forging and such. "Why did it come to me?" __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

10-22-2006, 06:50 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	"Why did it come to me?" asked Gandalf as the enormous olyphant licked him and regarded him with contentment. The Wizard whacked his staff against the brute, but it merely hummed and seemed happier. "Perhaps you could shoot it in the eye, master elf?" he asked as Legolas peered into a looking glass and refused to comment. "Where are the horse and the rider?" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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10-15-2006, 07:41 AM	#3
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	"What burden do you bear, Men of Rohan," he cried...so they unwrapped it and showed him: a giant animatronic Pokemon called "jigglypuff". "We are taking him to Theoden to have justice done for this sacriledge!" they explained, pointing at the magic marker moustaches on their faces. "...to the Elven-smiths they were but trifles-yet still..."

11-02-2006, 10:19 PM	#6
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	"Where are the horse and the rider?" Complained Aragorn, opening the box and dumping his new "Shortcut to Mushrooms" Lego set out on the floor. "And I like less than half..."