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Old 10-26-2006, 03:34 PM   #1
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Q -Why didn't Smeagol's grandmother already know how to suck eggses?

A: Because she thought raw eggs were disgusting.

Q: Why did the Witch-King have eyes at Pelennor Fields even though the rest of him was invisible?
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Old 10-26-2006, 03:58 PM   #2
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Q: Why did the Witch-King have eyes at Pelennor Fields even though the rest of him was invisible?
He'd just had Laser eye surgery.

Q - What did Gandalf hope to do by standing on the Bridge of Kazad Dum?
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Q - What did Gandalf hope to do by standing on the Bridge of Kazad Dum?

A - Take advantage of a great photo op for the "Wizards of the Fourth Age" yearbook.

Q -Why did Sauron do his jewelry-making in a volcano?
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Q -Why did Sauron do his jewelry-making in a volcano?
A: Because the jewelry-making class at his high school was full.

Q: Why couldn't Saruman make a real ring?
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Q: Why couldn't Saruman make a real ring?
A: Because he was always interrupted by phone calls.

Q: Did Sauron think Pippin had the Ring?
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Q: Did Sauron think Pippin had the Ring?
A: No. Telling Pippin that "I wil send for it at once" and ordering him to "tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him" was really Sauron's rather odd way of ordering a pizza.

Q: Why did Denethor try to burn Faramir alive?
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Old 11-03-2006, 10:57 PM   #7
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Q: Why did Denethor try to burn Faramir alive?

A: Because Faramir was always turning up the thermostat.

Q: How many elves died at Helm's Deep?
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