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11-04-2006, 08:38 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?"
I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother?
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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11-04-2006, 09:53 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,005
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Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle?
My, what a quaint shape you have assumed!
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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11-04-2006, 10:41 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,463
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Try to sell him double glazing.
Suggest Listerine might help with the black breath...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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11-04-2006, 10:58 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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Random Titles get annoying
"Have you considered a contact lense? I think you would look much better in blue."
Or "My your eye seems a little bloodshot, do you want some eyedrops?"
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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11-04-2006, 12:53 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saying, "Sauron is so stupid! Look at his face - he loves me poking him with this broom!" is probably not wise.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-04-2006, 01:23 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,538
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For (movie) Sauron: Let a few dozen white doves fly... straight into the big search-light eye.
For (book) Sauron: Take the One ring to him, but along make a few hundred copies.... and play "Deal or No Deal" with him, tossing the ones not chosen to Orodurin.
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11-04-2006, 01:32 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse
Posts: 27
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Sing your questions
Shout wow after every sentence of his lecture Watch people through binoculars 
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Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt |
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11-04-2006, 01:35 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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Insert witticisms like "It's better than a sharp stick in the eye!" or "eye'll be seeing you!" or "My, what a big eye you have!" into every sentence, and then double over with laughter.
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