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11-04-2006, 06:47 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in Rivendell riding on my horse and shooting arrows
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Bring him a seeing eye rooster as a B-day present
Adress him as your excellency then say may your eye never dry out
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11-04-2006, 08:31 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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WEDGIE!!!
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11-05-2006, 05:29 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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Send him a bag of brass rings from the 25 cent machines.
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11-06-2006, 02:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,538
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For his birth-day, prepare him a big white cake and sing "For he's a jolly GOOD fellow, for he's a jolly GOOD fellow..."
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11-07-2006, 02:26 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Montana Badlands
Posts: 13
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Flash photography!
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11-08-2006, 01:11 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Tell him, "If you don’t fulfil your dream of establishing Europe’s premier freak show soon it’ll be too late!"
Put Jelly in his contact lenses. Pretend to die but in an obviously fake way saying, "Woe is me! If only Sauron wasn't so dreadfully ugly, I could stand to live! But alas no! Woe! Woe! Woe!" Circulate posters of Sauron in a dress. Then give one to him. When he is talking to you, release a balloon so that it "razzes" around the room. Turn up to a private meeting with a dwarf, and refuse to explain, or to introduce him to Sauron or any one else. When they ask, just say: “You don’t mind, do you?” Poke him. Do all of the above in the space of half an hour.
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11-08-2006, 02:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,538
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Warning: Farael does not condone the use of cigarettes
Use his eye to light up.
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