The Never Ending Poem...

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Steve was just a dull enough troll that he knowed
That Gus was the swellest burrahobbit in Middle Earth

Not to mention that the rising sun gave a new day birth,
And Steve realized... nothing, for he was now made of stone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Not to mention that the rising sun gave a new day birth,
And Steve realized... nothing, for he was now made of stone.

So for a hundred years he would have to stand alone.
Meanwhile Frodo and Sam were still very confused

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So for a hundred years he would have to stand alone.
Meanwhile Frodo and Sam were still very confused,

No surprise considering the three tankards each had used
To drown their wits and forget this day's anniversary

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

No surprise considering the three tankards each had used
To drown their wits and forget this day's anniversary

All the while eating some Hookbill*, they went to a nursery
To scare the children with their poor juggling and coarse language.

*Scary, no?

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

All the while eating some Hookbill, they went to a nursery
To scare the children with their poor juggling and coarse language.

But the children, unscareable, were wreaking carnage
from floor to roof of the erstwhile hobbit hole

[Rimbaud]

But the children, unscareable, were wreaking carnage
from floor to roof of the erstwhile hobbit hole

As children's wont, as children don't, the future's unknown hole
To gleam of eye and gloss of hair the world a puckish fair;

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Rimbaud

As children's wont, as children don't, the future's unknown hole
To gleam of eye and gloss of hair the world a puckish fair;

Three sheets to the wind, our two hobbits grinned, and danced a rakish tear,
until they tripped, and their alecups tipped, making the nursery a wreck