How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Merrivere · 11-24-2006, 07:20 PM

Two words:

Pepper. Spray.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-25-2006, 02:04 AM

Fill Barad dur full of rice

... and then pump water in.

Or

Fill Barad Dur full of Jelly.

Morai · 11-25-2006, 10:41 AM

Turn Mt. Doom into one giant icebox.

Sell his ring, his Nazgul, and his orks on E-bay.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-25-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Poke him in the eye

Ah dang, Laleena already got it.

Laleena · 11-26-2006, 01:19 PM

Note to all Downers

You can just call me Leena

11-27-2006, 12:55 AM

Answer "yo mama" to everything he says.
Tell him after he loses the War of the Ring "you suck, Darth Vader could do better than you"
Say "you look better in the movie"

mhagain · 12-13-2006, 04:18 AM

Compare everything he says or does to Melkor.

"Melkor wouldn't have done it that way". "Melkor knew how to treat his minions properly". "Melkor wouldn't have been dumb enough to lose a piddly ring". "If Melkor was here now I bet this wouldn't be happening". "Melkor would have overthrown Minas Tirith easily enough".

11-24-2006, 07:20 PM	#1
Merrivere Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Middle Earth? Nah, Wisconsin. Posts: 19	Two words: Pepper. Spray. __________________ I tried my luck at real romance...I think I'll stick to loving Hobbits instead.

11-25-2006, 02:04 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fill Barad dur full of rice ... and then pump water in. Or Fill Barad Dur full of Jelly. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-25-2006, 10:41 AM	#3
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Turn Mt. Doom into one giant icebox. Sell his ring, his Nazgul, and his orks on E-bay. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

11-26-2006, 01:19 PM	#5
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Note to all Downers You can just call me Leena __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt

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11-27-2006, 12:55 AM	#6
Turin Mormegil Guest Posts: n/a	Answer "yo mama" to everything he says. Tell him after he loses the War of the Ring "you suck, Darth Vader could do better than you" Say "you look better in the movie"

12-13-2006, 04:18 AM	#7
mhagain Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The best seat in the Golden Perch Posts: 219	Compare everything he says or does to Melkor. "Melkor wouldn't have done it that way". "Melkor knew how to treat his minions properly". "Melkor wouldn't have been dumb enough to lose a piddly ring". "If Melkor was here now I bet this wouldn't be happening". "Melkor would have overthrown Minas Tirith easily enough".