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Old 02-10-2007, 01:23 PM   #1
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Unfortunately, 'that dratted creature' aka, the white Dragon of The Moon, didn't like their presence.
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Old 02-10-2007, 02:27 PM   #2
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Maeggaladiel has just left Hobbiton.
Fortunately, they were all wearing their Anti Moon Dragon underwear.
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Old 02-10-2007, 04:07 PM   #3
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The 1,000 Reader is still gossiping in the Green Dragon.
Unfortunately, they forgot air.
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Old 02-10-2007, 04:22 PM   #4
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Nogrod is wading through the Dead Marshes.Nogrod is wading through the Dead Marshes.Nogrod is wading through the Dead Marshes.Nogrod is wading through the Dead Marshes.Nogrod is wading through the Dead Marshes.Nogrod is wading through the Dead Marshes.
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Fortunately the White Dragon of the Moon breathed out pure oxygen and so they only enjoyed being hunted for their lives.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:05 PM   #5
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfortunately Fatty Bolger became lodged in the White Dragon's throat, blocking the oxygen supply.
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:51 PM   #6
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Fortunately, this moon dragon was fat, and by running around the moon alot it breathed alot of oxygen so enough oxygen was already present that the people survived on the moon forever
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:46 AM   #7
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The Might is a guest at the Prancing Pony.The Might is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Unfortunately Eru thought this has become a bit too ridiculous so he felt the need to again push the reset button and start over with the world
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:46 AM   #8
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The 1,000 Reader is still gossiping in the Green Dragon.
Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34."

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...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth.
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