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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Unfortunately, 'that dratted creature' aka, the white Dragon of The Moon, didn't like their presence.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Fortunately, they were all wearing their Anti Moon Dragon underwear.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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Unfortunately, they forgot air.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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Flame of the Ainulindalë
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Fortunately the White Dragon of the Moon breathed out pure oxygen and so they only enjoyed being hunted for their lives.
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Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet... |
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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Unfortunately Fatty Bolger became lodged in the White Dragon's throat, blocking the oxygen supply.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, this moon dragon was fat, and by running around the moon alot it breathed alot of oxygen so enough oxygen was already present that the people survived on the moon forever
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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Unfortunately Eru thought this has become a bit too ridiculous so he felt the need to again push the reset button and start over with the world
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34."
... ...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 02-11-2007 at 03:49 AM. |
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