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Old 03-12-2007, 03:50 AM   #1
Eomer of the Rohirrim
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Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Shield Party in Rohan!

The Stare of Death must ensure that Éomer's drink remains undisturbed while he answers the door.

or

Éomer realises that it was a prank call.

or

Éomer realises that Gimli & Legolas have added bad things to his drink.

or

Éomer realises that killing Gimli & Legolas in a rage was possibly not the least troublesome method.

or

Éomer needs a break and is in no mood to deal with the token hysterical woman crying on his favourite armchair.

or

Aragorn could have timed his request for more beer a little better.

or

The band get annoyed and everyone starts to leave.

or, of course:

Some drunk guy is leering at Éowyn.
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:49 AM   #2
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Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.
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Despite being an adult, and a Marshal of the Riddermark, Eomer still gets sent to the corner...
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Old 03-12-2007, 11:37 AM   #3
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Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
He should have listened to his mother...

The wind changed and he did stick like it....
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Old 03-12-2007, 02:16 PM   #4
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Eomer looks round to see if anyone notices he's peeing into Theoden's helm
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:13 PM   #5
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Eomer was quite annoyed to once again having tried in vain to get an apointment at the only hair dresser in Middle-earth.
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Old 03-12-2007, 09:30 PM   #6
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:01 AM   #7
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Eomer: Now who pinched my shampoo? Come on, or I'll sick Eowyn on you!

Eowyn: Hyaaaaa!

OR

Eomer is slightly annoyed after the battle of the Pelennor Fields to find two of his best men being led toward him by Ghan-buri-Ghan.

Ghan-buri-ghan: These man try steal my daughters! And they drunk!

First guy: Well okay, we did try to steal his *hiccup* grandaughters or *hiccup* whatever, but...

Second guy: We're not dunk! No... *hiccup* I swear to ... drunk ... *hiccup* I'm not ... Eru... (falls over)
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