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05-07-2007, 04:01 AM
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Alive without breath
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The Lord of the Rings:
- The Ring and it's friends - Hobbits on the run - Sauron's happy time goods - The Return of the bads - Gandalf's hat goes on an adventure. Also there is a ring involved. - Mystical adventure about Rings and Lords and wars and all the stuff that was good in The Hobbit but bigger and better and this is a long title. -  - A Hobbit, A Ring and a Whole world of trouble! - Not the Three o'clock News.
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06-27-2007, 01:07 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Tottering about in the Wild
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Rejected titles....
For The Lord of the Rings: "The Ring and I" "Frodo Vs. the Volcano" For The Hobbit: "Bilbo's Thirteen" "Dragon Tale" For The Silmarillion: "Dude, Where's my Jewel?"
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06-27-2007, 12:32 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Ok, here goes...
For The Hobbit: Bard The Bowman, or how i came to stop worrying and shoot a dragon. How Smaug was horribly murdered. Gollums' tale (with what happened before and after) For The Lord Of The Rings: Gollums tale 2: On the trail of the Bagginses. Dungeons and Balrogs. (oh no i di'nt) Tom Clancy's Ranger Force 
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06-27-2007, 01:02 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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For LotR:
Live Free or Die Hard No Lunch Today For The Silmarillion: Terraforming Middle-earth For TH: Roll out the Barrels
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06-27-2007, 01:48 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Hmmm...let's see now.
Sam's suggestion Ring Around the Rosie was immediately rejected. The Gaffer's All's Well as Ends Better was thought to be a bit too anti-climactic. Aragorn's A Tree Grows on Mindolluin was considered too sentimental. Treebeard's Forest Stump was cut down rather quickly. Saruman's offering Get Shorty was denied as rude. Elrond's Mr. Smith goes to Rivendell was considered too anachronistic. And an apologetic Lobelia Sackville-Baggins offered Taming of the Shrew, but it was too topical.
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06-27-2007, 01:52 PM
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Quote:
 Here we have: The Lord of the Rings... Gandalf's Freakish eyebrows 2 Saruman's technicolour dream coat How a Hobbit upstaged the Kings
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06-27-2007, 02:10 PM
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Soul of Fire
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: City of Steel
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How about for Lord of the Rings-
We Love to Walk (No, the Eagles COULD NOT Have Just Flown Us To Mordor).
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