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06-05-2007, 02:45 AM
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Alive without breath
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You mean, The Phantom's life before he met Alien? I expect it was all parties and drinking and getting lots of gold. But now, he spends all his free time fixing his house, buying new pets and apologising to his neighbours for their lack of not burned down house.
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06-05-2007, 11:50 PM
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hmmm, but where does The Phantom keep all his gold now ?
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06-06-2007, 07:34 AM
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Oh, it's invested in various businesses and institutions.
The Downer, for instance. Quote:
I just love piñatas.
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06-06-2007, 11:04 PM
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 Might Alien take up singing? ~ Remembr when... Ka
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06-07-2007, 02:04 AM
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06-11-2007, 01:59 AM
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Why am I still doing this?
Because it's fun!
 Special thanks to morm for his story this week...  This week, The Phantom has a little surprise... 
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06-11-2007, 07:18 AM
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Splendid! That made me laugh out loud and now everyone is wondering what's so funny that I are looking at.
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06-11-2007, 07:19 AM
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Wow! Published again. Thanks Hookbill
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At least they'll most likely never grow too big for their hats. The Downs could start on the head wear market, y'know... ~ Ponder a Ka
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06-18-2007, 02:10 AM
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It's The Downer's 50th edition!
And this week there is a special story that will both shock and annoy everyone...
 The Phantom and Alien continue their adventures, though...  As a special for the 50th week, here are the horoscopes for The Barrow Downs (definitely not made up rubbish) ... (honest): Tortoise: Moving slowly? You will get lots of good luck if you buy one of the Downer Newspaper sponsored magic scooters. Seriously, if you do, your day will be better. Cancer: If you find yourself faced with a difficult choice, always go with the more expensive brand of high quality Downer brand Cheese. It will make your day much better. Leprosy: If an arm or a leg falls off today, don't worry, now you can buy all those expensive things you wanted. Pikes: You're sharp wit and pointy head will come in useful today as you have to head but your way out of a crowd of Scorpions. Make sure you knock their heads off. Papertearious: Write down what you think will be your greatest achievement and then leave it in a small box outside your door. By morning it will be gone and you will be left very happy... Scorpion: Make sure to get close to someone who is a Pike. Bring all your friends that you know to be Scorpions and have a party for your Pike friend. I assure you, nothing will go wrong if you keep your head. Skindisease: Go around to a Papertearious' house tonight and you will find a box with their hopes and dreams in it. Use this to blackmail and ridicule them. Aquarium: You are fat and wear a stupid hat and should be ashamed of yourself. Go and jump off a bridge. Diamondineye: Stay away from bridges. If you have to go near a bridge, wear a hard hat.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 06-25-2007 at 07:36 AM. |
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08-23-2009, 10:42 PM
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I must inquire. Why is it that some of the Downers and Phantom and Aliens back on the earlier pages of this thread are not there anymore? I rather enjoy reading old newspapers, but some of them are not there. It makes me very sad.
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