The Never Ending Poem...

[Thinlómien]

Originally Posted by Squatter

They swelled his shins
And he found walking rather difficult for days

Thus he laid in his bed, reading the lost lays,
the tales of Valinor, Beleriand and Middle-Earth

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Lommy

Thus he laid in his bed, reading the lost lays,
the tales of Valinor, Beleriand and Middle-Earth

Until he found a page of mirth
that made him laugh fall from bed

[Thinlómien]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Until he found a page of mirth
that made him laugh fall from bed

and cry till his eyes were red.
For that was a very funny page,

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

and cry till his eyes were red.
For that was a very funny page,

But it made Elrond cry out in rage,
That he hated Gandalf's laugh on the floor,

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

But it made Elrond cry out in rage,
That he hated Gandalf's laugh on the floor,

So he slammed his head in a door,
until the Wizard began to moan;

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So he slammed his head in a door,
until the Wizard began to moan;

Dizzily, he vomited as he groaned,
As concussives are wont to do;

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Dizzily, he vomited as he groaned,
As concussives are wont to do;

So he threw up in Saruman's shoe,
but the many coloured fellow frowned,