Middle-Earth Celebrity Death Match - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Alonna · 10-31-2007, 07:44 PM

Denethor wins after he verbally abuses Sauron so much that Sauron becomes emotionally disturbed and throws the Ring into Mount Doom just to escape from Denethor.

Next Match:

Wormtongue vs. Shelob

Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-15-2008, 11:29 PM

Wormtongue wins, because Shelob's eyes cannot stand the sight of him. The moment she sees him coming, she falls over and begins screaming something that sounds strangely like "My eyes, my eyes!!!! This is worse than when that nasty little hobbit creature blinded me with that Phial and shanked me! Aaaaah the horror!!!" Shelob crawls away into a dark corner and eats herself, much like her predecessor Ungoliant.....
Next fight: Morgoth v. Sauron

I have always wondered what would happen if those two went head to head....

Eönwë · 05-16-2008, 09:50 AM

Sauron, because he caused an uprising among the lower ranks.

Lobelia vs The Barrow-Wight

Aganzir · 05-16-2008, 12:22 PM

Lobelia wins, naturally. When she is about to use her special trick, give the Barrow-Wight Sharkey, he locks her up in a Barrow.
Poor Barrow-Wight! That he shouldn't have done.
The next moment occurs an earthquake, very untypical to the North-Western parts of Middle-earth. Lobelia's opened umbrella saves her but the Barrow-Wight is crushed under the falling stones.

Beren vs. Lúthien

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-16-2008, 01:19 PM

Luthien wins by filing a sexual harassment charge
against Beren for stalking her through Beleriand.

Lobelia vs. Rosie Cotton

05-16-2008, 09:50 AM	#3
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Sauron, because he caused an uprising among the lower ranks. Lobelia vs The Barrow-Wight __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-16-2008, 12:22 PM	#4
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Lobelia wins, naturally. When she is about to use her special trick, give the Barrow-Wight Sharkey, he locks her up in a Barrow. Poor Barrow-Wight! That he shouldn't have done. The next moment occurs an earthquake, very untypical to the North-Western parts of Middle-earth. Lobelia's opened umbrella saves her but the Barrow-Wight is crushed under the falling stones. Beren vs. Lúthien __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

05-16-2008, 01:19 PM	#5
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Luthien wins by filing a sexual harassment charge against Beren for stalking her through Beleriand. Lobelia vs. Rosie Cotton __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

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10-31-2007, 07:44 PM	#1
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Denethor wins after he verbally abuses Sauron so much that Sauron becomes emotionally disturbed and throws the Ring into Mount Doom just to escape from Denethor. Next Match: Wormtongue vs. Shelob

05-15-2008, 11:29 PM	#2
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	Wormtongue wins, because Shelob's eyes cannot stand the sight of him. The moment she sees him coming, she falls over and begins screaming something that sounds strangely like "My eyes, my eyes!!!! This is worse than when that nasty little hobbit creature blinded me with that Phial and shanked me! Aaaaah the horror!!!" Shelob crawls away into a dark corner and eats herself, much like her predecessor Ungoliant..... Next fight: Morgoth v. Sauron I have always wondered what would happen if those two went head to head....