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11-09-2007, 02:49 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Kitanna's face filled with dead. How could such a thing be captured in a picture? Well, we soon found out...
 Gil-Galad faced terrible odds. And Evens. But soon all numbers were put aside in favour of words... "Gandalf countered the With-Kings mummy-Gollum summon with creept ghosts, but alas the With-King said a mighty "go away" and beat them back as well encouraging Gandalf to surrender to W-K's mighty boots" The Elf-warrior's adventure began with a bang! So they say. But it probably actually started with breakfast and a drawing...  So we began Part 2. Lommy returned with a hand full of soil and a face full of cake for no real reason... "Three walking eggs fuss around while a beardless Gandalf is begging for mercy and Egg #1 is crying Gollum's name" Volo drifted off into the sea. But we put a stop to that nonsense...  Firefoot's eyes were given a real hard time on this task... So she learned to read Braille and we were okay... "Heedless of his companion's advice, Gandalf lost his beard because he refused to hide it under his pillow, thereby turning said companion and Gollum into rather egg-shaped beings with chicken legs."
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11-09-2007, 02:50 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Finduilas was just as confused as the rest of us.
 Legate had no choice but to write to his local MP. But we intercepted it... "During Gandalf's stay at Bree, the squint-eyed companion of Bill Ferny stole the wizard's beard in hope to sell it to the Black Riders for a high price. After Strider started to remind his friend about safe ways to protect one from night raids during an inn stay, the angered old wizard, desperate because of his loss, turned the honorable Ranger Captain into an enormous egg." Aganzir fired several people into the sun. Then drew this...  Kitanna wrote an epic poem. But we burned it in Mount Zoom... So instead she wrote this... After a pint at the Prancing Pony, Gandalf explains to Aragorn the dangers of letting Hobbits trim your beard when the Nazgul are abroad Gil was forced to draw a picture whether he liked it or not...  The Elf-warrior finished off this dive into what must be the most unusual Paper Telephone yet... It was a bad idea giving Boromir a spear back then and it was still a bad idea, Gandalf thought as he faced the prospect of death by spear
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-09-2007, 02:59 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
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 That was surely one of the funniest this far! Awesome pics and captions. I laughed so much. And this time the message really changed a lot. Hahaha, I'm still laughing. This really made my day.
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11-09-2007, 03:00 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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!!! Total madness??? (Call me back after a few minutes when I catch my breath)
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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11-09-2007, 03:33 AM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells
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Oh dear. It's so nice to burst out laughing in the quiet school library. This is the craziest and the funniest I've ever seen.
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11-09-2007, 09:27 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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I must admit, the pasrt with the eggs was great. I actually still wonder why Elf Warrior drew an egg-shaped WK.
I must say, Legate, you've drawn quite a work of art there. What program(s) did you use?
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11-09-2007, 10:26 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Craziest this was, if nothing more! Very good phrases here too. EDIT: Oh my, I just noticed Gandalf's double-back :$ |
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11-09-2007, 11:13 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Oh my!
I really want to know where those eggs came. Oh such confusion! But hilarious none the less.
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