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Old 11-13-2007, 02:05 PM   #11
Thinlómien
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Day1 ends

Ever since Rikae had had the terrible dream of Dr. Evil holding basketball games in a German university, she had known she would die soon. Thus, when Nogrod insisted the bad guys must remain on the right, she remained. ”I wholeheartedly suggest that we lynch Rikae. She has played ten games over the past year and has never been lyn...”
”Yes, she was! She's lying, she was lynched in WW XXX!” Legate interrupted.
”No, I wasn't.”
”Yes, you were.”
”No, I wasn't.”
”Yes, you were.”
”No.”
”Yes.”
”No.”
”Yes.”
”Look, this is not an argument, this is just a contradiction”, Rikae said, frustrated.
”No it isn't.”
”Yes it is.”

”Stop!” shouted thirteen voices in unison.

”Let's lynch Rikae”, suggested Nogrod.
”Let's lynch Nogrod”, suggested Kath.

”I think we should put them in a cobbler-eating contest”, Sally said.
”What? Isn't Rikae the cobbler? Are you saying they should eat Rikae?” Nerwen asked, confused.
”Cobbler is a pie”, Legate explained.
”No, it isn't”, Rikae said sourly.
”Yes, it is.”
”No, it isn't.”
”Yes, it is.”

Before Rikae could protest, Brinniel smashed a cobbler at her face. ”Eat it”, she suggested sweetly. ”And Nogrod too”, Kath insisted. So Rikae and Nogrod started eating cobblers. When they both had eaten twenty or so cobblers, Nogrod sighed. ”I can't eat any more of them. Let's call it a draw?”

But Rikae didn't hear anything, she was so enthusiastically eating the cobblers. She grew bigger and bigger and showed no sign of stopping.

”Shouldn't we stop her?” Mith asked, horrified.
”Nah, didn't we want to kill her anyway?” Volo asked, scratching his jaw.

Rikae, no!” Mac shouted, but he was too late. Rikae, who now filled the whole cave from floor to roof, popped in a loud bang. When the pieces of Rikae landed on the stony ground alongside with the thousand crumbs of cobbler, they realised she was not a werebalrog, and the only cobblers they could identify were those eaten by Rikae and Nogrod.

There was a shocked silence. Then The Might opened his mouth. ”But the question remains...who is it?"

~*~

Dead
Thinlómien (mod) - killed by a wingless balrog on Night1
Rikae (ordo) - ate too many cobblers on Day1

Living
Brinniel
Gil-Galad
Kath
Legate of Amon Lanc
Lhunardawen
Macalaure
Mithalwen
Naria
Nerwen
Nogrod
satansaloser2005
Shastanis Althreduin
The Might
Volo



Night2 begins. Lovers and wolves, you may PM. Seer, ranger and wolves, send me your picks. Hunter, you may do that also.
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