Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 129 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Groin Redbeard · 01-29-2008, 01:30 PM

Fortunately, we put a stop to that.

THE Ka · 01-29-2008, 09:49 PM

Unfortunately, Gothmog somehow managed a massive and efficient personality cult via a random late-night poll, that was exclusively given to those Morgoth had paid off to get his right hand man out of a tight one...

~ Just Saying... Ka

McCaber · 01-29-2008, 09:53 PM

Fortunately, Gothmog was the right candidate at the right time. He just struck a chord with the public.

Laurinquë · 01-30-2008, 12:29 AM

Unfortunately, most of the public was comprised of earwigs.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-30-2008, 12:35 AM

Fortunately, the public knew who to cast as Gothmog!

McCaber · 01-30-2008, 12:53 AM

Unfortunately, the directors didn't.

Eönwë · 01-31-2008, 01:35 PM

Fortuantely, the directors were fired after that incident with the salad and the fire...

McCaber · 01-31-2008, 02:09 PM

Unfortunately, the new director they hired was none other than Morgoth.

Alonna · 01-31-2008, 08:06 PM

Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on Morgoth so he didn't misbehave.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-31-2008, 08:24 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth did misbehave and thus lead to a horrible death to all of the cast members!

McCaber · 01-31-2008, 08:41 PM

Fortunately, after the cast was dead Tulkas put a quick stop to this.

Groin Redbeard · 02-01-2008, 11:57 AM

Unfortunately, Tulkas was on steroids and the people forced him to leave the country.

Eönwë · 02-01-2008, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, so was Morgoth

Groin Redbeard · 02-01-2008, 05:14 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth was really taking sugar pills, and Tulkas beat him to a pulp!

Alonna · 02-01-2008, 05:40 PM

Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to sugar and had a terrible allergic reaction.

McCaber · 02-01-2008, 11:31 PM

Unfortunately, his allergies did not prevent him from wreaking havoc on everyone.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-05-2008, 09:19 AM

Fortunately, Morgoth's allergies weakened him so
that his wreaking havoc consisted of putting a
"Brady Bunch" tv closed loop virus on all cable
programs in ME. (Which is frightening enough,
in itself).

Groin Redbeard · 02-05-2008, 03:21 PM

Unfortunately, that's the way they all became the Brady Bunch!

McCaber · 02-05-2008, 06:43 PM

Fortunately, at least they all had a good theme song.

Eönwë · 02-06-2008, 04:37 PM

Unfortunately, it was by force, and some didn't like it.

Groin Redbeard · 02-06-2008, 10:04 PM

Fortunately, Morgoth hypnotized them so that everyone would like it.

Meneltarmacil · 02-06-2008, 10:12 PM

Unfortunately, the cable system exploded and nobody was happy.

McCaber · 02-06-2008, 11:51 PM

Fortunately, the death of cable let everyone realize how awesome books were.

Alonna · 02-07-2008, 05:47 AM

Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman who was able to fix the cable.

Meneltarmacil · 02-07-2008, 11:22 AM

Fortunately, a shark ate the repairman.

McCaber · 02-07-2008, 12:34 PM

Unfortunately, because he ate the repairman, the shark was able to fix the cable.

Groin Redbeard · 02-07-2008, 01:54 PM

Unfortunately, after the shark fixed the cable he ate it.

Eönwë · 02-07-2008, 05:33 PM

Fortunately, in the meanwhile, everyone was reading books, including HoME

Alonna · 02-07-2008, 08:40 PM

Unfortunately, all the books were written in a foreign language no one could understand.

Meneltarmacil · 02-07-2008, 10:48 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf managed to translate them.

Laurinquë · 02-08-2008, 12:37 AM

Unfortunately, he translated them into Hawaiian, the only modern world language he was interested in.

McCaber · 02-08-2008, 12:56 AM

Fortunately, Hawai'ian is still an awesome language.

Gil-Galad · 02-08-2008, 01:27 AM

unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHTT

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-08-2008, 03:47 AM

Fortunately, the DRAGON could not see in the dark.

McCaber · 02-08-2008, 11:09 AM

Unfortunately, he could still BURNINATE in the dark!

Meneltarmacil · 02-08-2008, 04:15 PM

Fortunately, he lit several sticks of dynamite on fire by accident and blew himself up.

Eönwë · 02-08-2008, 04:38 PM

Unfortunately, it burnt up all the books translated into Hawaiian so people couldn't have an argument aboutwhether Balrogs had wings.

Manwathiel · 02-09-2008, 01:12 PM

fortunatly, a Balrog turned up so they could see if it had wings or not

Gil-Galad · 02-09-2008, 01:41 PM

Unfortunately, that balrog was Johnny the Stinky Balrog

Manwathiel · 02-09-2008, 01:44 PM

fourtunatly, everyone attacked him with deodrant and he stoped being smelly

01-29-2008, 01:30 PM	#5121
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Fortunately, we put a stop to that. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

01-29-2008, 09:49 PM	#5122
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, Gothmog somehow managed a massive and efficient personality cult via a random late-night poll, that was exclusively given to those Morgoth had paid off to get his right hand man out of a tight one... ~ Just Saying... Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-29-2008, 09:53 PM	#5123
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Fortunately, Gothmog was the right candidate at the right time. He just struck a chord with the public. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-30-2008, 12:35 AM	#5125
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the public knew who to cast as Gothmog! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-30-2008, 12:53 AM	#5126
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, the directors didn't. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-30-2008, 12:29 AM	#5124
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	Unfortunately, most of the public was comprised of earwigs.

01-31-2008, 01:35 PM	#5127
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortuantely, the directors were fired after that incident with the salad and the fire... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-31-2008, 02:09 PM	#5128
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, the new director they hired was none other than Morgoth. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-31-2008, 08:06 PM	#5129
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on Morgoth so he didn't misbehave.

01-31-2008, 08:24 PM	#5130
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, Morgoth did misbehave and thus lead to a horrible death to all of the cast members! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-31-2008, 08:41 PM	#5131
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Fortunately, after the cast was dead Tulkas put a quick stop to this. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-01-2008, 11:57 AM	#5132
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Unfortunately, Tulkas was on steroids and the people forced him to leave the country. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

02-01-2008, 05:07 PM	#5133
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, so was Morgoth __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-01-2008, 05:14 PM	#5134
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Unfortunately, Morgoth was really taking sugar pills, and Tulkas beat him to a pulp! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

02-01-2008, 05:40 PM	#5135
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to sugar and had a terrible allergic reaction.

02-01-2008, 11:31 PM	#5136
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, his allergies did not prevent him from wreaking havoc on everyone. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-05-2008, 09:19 AM	#5137
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Morgoth's allergies weakened him so that his wreaking havoc consisted of putting a "Brady Bunch" tv closed loop virus on all cable programs in ME. (Which is frightening enough, in itself). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-05-2008, 03:21 PM	#5138
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Unfortunately, that's the way they all became the Brady Bunch! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

02-05-2008, 06:43 PM	#5139
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Fortunately, at least they all had a good theme song. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-06-2008, 04:37 PM	#5140
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, it was by force, and some didn't like it. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-06-2008, 10:04 PM	#5141
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Fortunately, Morgoth hypnotized them so that everyone would like it. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

02-06-2008, 10:12 PM	#5142
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the cable system exploded and nobody was happy. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-06-2008, 11:51 PM	#5143
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Fortunately, the death of cable let everyone realize how awesome books were. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-07-2008, 05:47 AM	#5144
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman who was able to fix the cable.

02-07-2008, 11:22 AM	#5145
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a shark ate the repairman. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-07-2008, 12:34 PM	#5146
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, because he ate the repairman, the shark was able to fix the cable. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-07-2008, 01:54 PM	#5147
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Unfortunately, after the shark fixed the cable he ate it. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

02-07-2008, 05:33 PM	#5148
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, in the meanwhile, everyone was reading books, including HoME __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-07-2008, 08:40 PM	#5149
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Unfortunately, all the books were written in a foreign language no one could understand.

02-07-2008, 10:48 PM	#5150
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Gandalf managed to translate them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-08-2008, 12:37 AM	#5151
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	Unfortunately, he translated them into Hawaiian, the only modern world language he was interested in.

02-08-2008, 12:56 AM	#5152
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Fortunately, Hawai'ian is still an awesome language. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-08-2008, 01:27 AM	#5153
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHTT __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-08-2008, 03:47 AM	#5154
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, the DRAGON could not see in the dark. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-08-2008, 11:09 AM	#5155
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, he could still BURNINATE in the dark! __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.