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03-10-2008, 04:21 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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- Hobbit dietician
- Oliphant cage cleaner - Elven funeral director (not much business, really... They are actually behind a lot of the wars the Elves get into) - Sauron's optician.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-11-2008, 07:10 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels.
Posts: 34
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I feel sorry for whoever had to clean Sauron's contact lenses.
 I also feel sorry for Gollum's therapist.
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Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad. |
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03-17-2008, 01:20 PM
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Pittodrie Poltergeist
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again
Posts: 633
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Captain of the last ship into Numenor.
Gothmog troll bodyguard. Fangorn forester.
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As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering. |
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03-19-2008, 07:58 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
Posts: 614
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-Mordorian census-taker.
-Barad-dur marketing representive. -Highway patrol. Anywhere.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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05-14-2008, 10:30 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: May 2008
Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world
Posts: 38
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- moving target practice for Elven archers
- the messenger that told Morgoth the Valar were coming - a defender of Osgiliath -an Elf set to guard Gollum |
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05-14-2008, 10:53 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: May 2008
Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world
Posts: 38
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- moving target practice for Elven archers
- the messenger that told Morgoth the Valar were coming - a defender of Osgiliath -an Elf set to guard Gollum |
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05-15-2008, 01:13 AM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
Posts: 2,515
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Hmmmm....worst professions?
1) Hobbit podiatrist ('Well, I wouldn't be very proud of those feet, Mr. Proudfoot.') 2) Dwarvish matchmaker ('Oh, you'll love her beard, Mr. Stonehelm, it's...ummm...just like yours!') 3) Arborist in Fangorn ('I was just trying to prune some dead branches. How did I know he was an Ent?') 4) Hospitality Director at Mordor's Center for Tourism 5) Gollum's psychoanalyst
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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05-15-2008, 09:28 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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The poor wretch that puts on armor, loin cloth, whatever on the the troll
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