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Old 06-23-2008, 02:44 AM   #1
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And referring to the leading story, the Barrow-Downs police department seems to be a fun place to be; what does it take to get a position there?
I'm pretty sure Davem just started insisting everyone call him 'officer' one day and we just assumed he was with the police. Turns out he was... the band, The Police, that is.
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I'm pretty sure Davem just started insisting everyone call him 'officer' one day and we just assumed he was with the police. Turns out he was... the band, The Police, that is.
Is that how it happened? Are you sure of that?
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I must reverently applaud the latest edition of your paper. Very rarely in this sodden era of quick sound-bytes, media overkill and celebrity sexploitation has a publication presented news with such conciseness and clarity. Your columnists deserve accolades for their perspicacity, keeness of wit and literary flair. Henceforth, I shall get all my news from one and only source: The New York Times.

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