Paper Telephone. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nogrod

Only...
Oddwen (Draw)
A Little Green (write) to go...

I feel quite sorry for these two... The game has mutated SO MUCH since they were last involved. I blame the government.

So, hopefully, some time this week the game will be done!

Eönwë · 07-22-2008, 01:44 PM

This is definitely going to be fun(ny)!

And I am signing myself up for the next round- now with the summer holidays, I have more time and will be able to do my call (Writing or pics) faster.

edit: just a little [green] longer.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2008, 01:46 PM

We began with some inside information from the Istari!

“Much to the annoyance of the other Wizards, Gandalf had been right about the Celery.”

Lommy’s house was on a collision course with a local restaurant. Still, she found time to draw this:

Eönwë started writing in 1946 and only finished when we fired the pen into space…

In a clearing in a forest by the mountains, Gandalf proves that a Hobbit's brain can be pulled out of its head to three other wizards, who seem to be representing different types of tree, and in the end they grudgingly agree that Gandlaf was right

Aganzir made sure to take all of Picasso’s artistic skill, and then do the opposite…

Legate rushed from planet to planet in search of the perfect words. He obviously didn’t find them…

As nobody wanted to witness the first brain transplantation in the Shire, Doctor Gandalf created clone replications of himself to watch and enjoy the show.

Volo shot to fame… Then died… Then he was resurrected just to draw this:

Rune’s turn made sure that no one got out alive… Or something equally hilarious.

A flock of hobbits and a purple piglet watches indifferently as the wizards perform an unholy ceremony

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2008, 01:47 PM

The Elf-warrior took time to relax and earn some money. We soon put a stop to that.

Beregond’s life was about to be stolen by gorillas. These were his last words…

Allatar succeeded in cloning mutant sheep-people. It was unsanctified, but neither they nor the sheep cared

Nogrod did his duty for king and country… But they weren’t his king or country

Oddwen exploded into action. Once we’d picked up all the pieces, this is all we could get out of her for several days…

Alatar pulls an Aule with some sheep, however the endeavor is not likely to be as accepted by Iluvatar.

A Little Green took things a tad literally…

Lommy’s endeavors lead to the government clamping down on giant Death robots.

Tilion doesn't approve of Count Dracula's plan of heaving the giant Azaghal away with the assistance of a rather sheepish flock of sheep

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2008, 01:47 PM

Eonwe sought high and low for the master key. Instead, he found only this picture…

Aganzir made the headlines… out of papier-mâché

“Tilion rebukes Dracula who made sheep kidnap Azaghâl.”

Rune found all of this deeply unnerving. After he saw a psychiatrist, he became a film star. Then he drew this…

Volo’s time was up… But he was buried in clocks…

"As the black metal band is chained to the lamb, Were-Feanor cries for his swearing friend on the light side of the Moon."

Legate’s artistic skills were illegal in five countries. Some of them are real.

The Elf-warrior took time to see the king of Mars. When he got out of the mental home, he told us;

“ A group of yellow faced rockers were manacled to a sheep while two downers looked on in bemusement on the dark side of the moon during the first moon landing and while Maedhros took the oath of Fëanor while Tilion yelled at him. ”

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2008, 01:48 PM

Beregond was banned from drawing anything every again because of this;

Nogrod took an oath never to do anything like this again;

"In a bit twisted world quite akin to our own, a steersman of the moon called "Tillion" masquarades as a goat and pulls the chariot of the Fëanor band - Maedhros plays the guitar-solo - heading for the root of all evil from where an "Appolo 11" mooncraft is coming towards the moon inhabited by the Phantom and the Alien."

Oddwen stole the greatest masterpiece of our time. Then burnt it and replaced it with this;

A Little Green did something unspeakable to finish off! (I did it! No stupid Little puns… DARN IT!)

The Moon, driven by a viking-style orc, is inhabited by Phantom, Alien who has turned into a plant and a pack of hippie-ish elves in a sidecar, and circled by Holy Gwaihir and a happy Gollum chasing the Ring.

Thus ended the telephone of paper! If it ever could come again, then we’d all be in for some serious trouble from the government!

Nogrod · 07-26-2008, 02:06 PM

Uh-Oh...

I knew this is crazy but somehow I just don't find the words for it right now...

Oh, now I got it...

Fun!!!

07-22-2008, 01:44 PM	#2
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	This is definitely going to be fun(ny)! And I am signing myself up for the next round- now with the summer holidays, I have more time and will be able to do my call (Writing or pics) faster. edit: just a little [green] longer. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 07-24-2008 at 01:50 PM.

07-26-2008, 01:46 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Guard your eyes! Part 1 We began with some inside information from the Istari! “Much to the annoyance of the other Wizards, Gandalf had been right about the Celery.” Lommy’s house was on a collision course with a local restaurant. Still, she found time to draw this: Eönwë started writing in 1946 and only finished when we fired the pen into space… In a clearing in a forest by the mountains, Gandalf proves that a Hobbit's brain can be pulled out of its head to three other wizards, who seem to be representing different types of tree, and in the end they grudgingly agree that Gandlaf was right Aganzir made sure to take all of Picasso’s artistic skill, and then do the opposite… Legate rushed from planet to planet in search of the perfect words. He obviously didn’t find them… As nobody wanted to witness the first brain transplantation in the Shire, Doctor Gandalf created clone replications of himself to watch and enjoy the show. Volo shot to fame… Then died… Then he was resurrected just to draw this: Rune’s turn made sure that no one got out alive… Or something equally hilarious. A flock of hobbits and a purple piglet watches indifferently as the wizards perform an unholy ceremony __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2008, 01:47 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Part 2 The Elf-warrior took time to relax and earn some money. We soon put a stop to that. Beregond’s life was about to be stolen by gorillas. These were his last words… Allatar succeeded in cloning mutant sheep-people. It was unsanctified, but neither they nor the sheep cared Nogrod did his duty for king and country… But they weren’t his king or country Oddwen exploded into action. Once we’d picked up all the pieces, this is all we could get out of her for several days… Alatar pulls an Aule with some sheep, however the endeavor is not likely to be as accepted by Iluvatar. A Little Green took things a tad literally… Lommy’s endeavors lead to the government clamping down on giant Death robots. Tilion doesn't approve of Count Dracula's plan of heaving the giant Azaghal away with the assistance of a rather sheepish flock of sheep __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2008, 01:47 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Part 3 Eonwe sought high and low for the master key. Instead, he found only this picture… Aganzir made the headlines… out of papier-mâché “Tilion rebukes Dracula who made sheep kidnap Azaghâl.” Rune found all of this deeply unnerving. After he saw a psychiatrist, he became a film star. Then he drew this… Volo’s time was up… But he was buried in clocks… "As the black metal band is chained to the lamb, Were-Feanor cries for his swearing friend on the light side of the Moon." Legate’s artistic skills were illegal in five countries. Some of them are real. The Elf-warrior took time to see the king of Mars. When he got out of the mental home, he told us; “ A group of yellow faced rockers were manacled to a sheep while two downers looked on in bemusement on the dark side of the moon during the first moon landing and while Maedhros took the oath of Fëanor while Tilion yelled at him. ” __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 07-27-2008 at 07:59 AM.

07-26-2008, 01:48 PM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	End Beregond was banned from drawing anything every again because of this; Nogrod took an oath never to do anything like this again; "In a bit twisted world quite akin to our own, a steersman of the moon called "Tillion" masquarades as a goat and pulls the chariot of the Fëanor band - Maedhros plays the guitar-solo - heading for the root of all evil from where an "Appolo 11" mooncraft is coming towards the moon inhabited by the Phantom and the Alien." Oddwen stole the greatest masterpiece of our time. Then burnt it and replaced it with this; A Little Green did something unspeakable to finish off! (I did it! No stupid Little puns… DARN IT!) The Moon, driven by a viking-style orc, is inhabited by Phantom, Alien who has turned into a plant and a pack of hippie-ish elves in a sidecar, and circled by Holy Gwaihir and a happy Gollum chasing the Ring. Thus ended the telephone of paper! If it ever could come again, then we’d all be in for some serious trouble from the government! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2008, 02:06 PM	#7
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Uh-Oh... I knew this is crazy but somehow I just don't find the words for it right now... Oh, now I got it... Fun!!! __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

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