If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Babidi Buu · 08-14-2008, 09:27 PM

200,000 orcs?

I think i would
A) Scream
B) Faint
C) Well, i doubt i would be able to let them all in the house.-scratch that option-
D) if Gothmog was leading them, i'd Join forces!

Lindale · 08-14-2008, 11:48 PM

tell them they just can't come in for tea, or for coffee, or for dinner, they are just too many.

Galadriel55 · 12-08-2010, 08:14 PM

If I found 200 000 orcs on my front door I'd send them all to hell. Or rather to Mordor? But Lothlorien may be a "better" hell for orcs...hmmm...which one would it be? I'll just say oh go to hell and leave it up to them to figure out where's their hell.

That brings up an interesting question: where would they go?
Mordor
Lothlorien
Shelob's lair
Minas Tirith/Anor
Rivendell
Doriath
Anywhere near Gandalf
Anywhere near Glorfindel
Too near a Balrog
Close to an angry Nazgul
Fangorn Forest
Haudh-en-Elleth
Fingolfin's grave
Being anywhere under sunlight (unless they are the Uruk-hai)
Many more

Bom Tombadillo · 07-10-2011, 10:10 PM

*ahem* Go out the back door into the yard, start up the lawnmower, and charge them on the lawnmower wielding bow and arrow. I'd also take a moment to start my smartphone's mp3 music player up and play "I Am The Doctor" at maximum volume - since I'm sure anybody who's heard it would agree that it is the only appropriate music for such a feat.

Alternatively, I would curl up in a ball and scream like a little girl (something I am quite adept at). Yeah, probably that.

08-14-2008, 09:27 PM	#1
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	I would.. 200,000 orcs? I think i would A) Scream B) Faint C) Well, i doubt i would be able to let them all in the house.-scratch that option- D) if Gothmog was leading them, i'd Join forces!

08-14-2008, 11:48 PM	#2
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	tell them they just can't come in for tea, or for coffee, or for dinner, they are just too many. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

12-08-2010, 08:14 PM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,523	If I found 200 000 orcs on my front door I'd send them all to hell. Or rather to Mordor? But Lothlorien may be a "better" hell for orcs...hmmm...which one would it be? I'll just say oh go to hell and leave it up to them to figure out where's their hell. That brings up an interesting question: where would they go? Mordor Lothlorien Shelob's lair Minas Tirith/Anor Rivendell Doriath Anywhere near Gandalf Anywhere near Glorfindel Too near a Balrog Close to an angry Nazgul Fangorn Forest Haudh-en-Elleth Fingolfin's grave Being anywhere under sunlight (unless they are the Uruk-hai) Many more __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

07-10-2011, 10:10 PM	#4
Bom Tombadillo Wight Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Behind you . . . . BOO! Posts: 222	ahem Go out the back door into the yard, start up the lawnmower, and charge them on the lawnmower wielding bow and arrow. I'd also take a moment to start my smartphone's mp3 music player up and play "I Am The Doctor" at maximum volume - since I'm sure anybody who's heard it would agree that it is the only appropriate music for such a feat. Alternatively, I would curl up in a ball and scream like a little girl (something I am quite adept at). Yeah, probably that. __________________ Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them. Phenris Dorph Last edited by Bom Tombadillo; 07-10-2011 at 10:15 PM.

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