If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lindale · 08-30-2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Yeah, so they'll be on MY front door! Great...

Hmm..I think I would whip out my foil and challenge them all to a round-robin fencing tournament , and the ensuing bouts would take several thousand years to complete by which time I assume somebody would have noticed that Anchorage was covered on Orcs and would have summoned reinforcements.

If you don't want them in Alaska send them here to the tropics, that way I might put them on a town feria and make money along the way.

Rikae · 08-30-2008, 09:17 AM

Tell my oldest daughter that, while her new group of friends is an improvement on the old one, they still aren't quite the sort I want her to associate with.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-01-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindale

If you don't want them in Alaska send them here to the tropics, that way I might put them on a town feria and make money along the way.

Well, having orcs in Alaska might not be a bad thing, just send them to Barrow.

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Yeah, so they'll be on MY front door! Great...

Hmm..I think I would whip out my foil and challenge them all to a round-robin fencing tournament , and the ensuing bouts would take several thousand years to complete by which time I assume somebody would have noticed that Anchorage was covered on Orcs and would have summoned reinforcements.

Why not epee? Anyway, who would come to our aid? Certainly not the police!

If I found them on MY front door, I'd call the newspaper... and ask them what the 'ell they were doing at my door.

Lindale · 09-02-2008, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

If I found them on MY front door, I'd call the newspaper... and ask them what the 'ell they were doing at my door.

I'd call the newspaper and have those orcs printed on the front page.

narfforc · 09-02-2008, 01:29 PM

Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard....

Lindale · 09-03-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by narfforc

Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard....

and when they start to kill each other, Narfforc, what do you do with the corpses?

narfforc · 09-03-2008, 12:58 PM

Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week....

09-02-2008, 01:29 PM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-03-2008, 12:58 PM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

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08-30-2008, 09:17 AM	#2
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Tell my oldest daughter that, while her new group of friends is an improvement on the old one, they still aren't quite the sort I want her to associate with.