If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-01-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindale

If you don't want them in Alaska send them here to the tropics, that way I might put them on a town feria and make money along the way.

Well, having orcs in Alaska might not be a bad thing, just send them to Barrow.

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Yeah, so they'll be on MY front door! Great...

Hmm..I think I would whip out my foil and challenge them all to a round-robin fencing tournament , and the ensuing bouts would take several thousand years to complete by which time I assume somebody would have noticed that Anchorage was covered on Orcs and would have summoned reinforcements.

Why not epee? Anyway, who would come to our aid? Certainly not the police!

If I found them on MY front door, I'd call the newspaper... and ask them what the 'ell they were doing at my door.

Lindale · 09-02-2008, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

If I found them on MY front door, I'd call the newspaper... and ask them what the 'ell they were doing at my door.

I'd call the newspaper and have those orcs printed on the front page.

narfforc · 09-02-2008, 01:29 PM

Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard....

Lindale · 09-03-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by narfforc

Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard....

and when they start to kill each other, Narfforc, what do you do with the corpses?

narfforc · 09-03-2008, 12:58 PM

Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week....

Groin Redbeard · 09-03-2008, 01:56 PM

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-04-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

I didn't know that orcs possessed cell phones... But apparently they do.

09-02-2008, 01:29 PM	#3
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Open my back door and let the 200,000 elves out of my yard.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-03-2008, 12:58 PM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-03-2008, 01:56 PM	#6
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow