Barrow-Down Dreams

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc

Indeed How comes, so complex, so crazy, so funny

He must've made it up.

[the phantom]

He must've made it up.

The quotes are partly invention, because I simply cannot remember exactly what was said. But I've not altered the events nor the meaning of the quotes, I promise you.

They say that sometimes our dreams can uncover the truths of reality. I believe it, and so I wonder what sorts of truths we can harvest from my journey into the mystical world of slumber.

1) Mac has special powers, and would make an excellent mentor for a youngster destined to save the galaxy.

2) Lalaith hates me.

3) Lommy is willing to kill her own family for person gain.

4) It's simply not meant to be, Greenie. Nog would ground you, and he'd kill me. Now if it were the other way around I'd be willing to take the risk, but as it is, I'm afraid we'll just have to be friends.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Well, if my BD dreams came true then... lets just not go there... too much cheese and tea before bed...

[Thinlómien]

I dreamt that Groin removed his account permanently and all his posts where thus deleted automatically. I remember thinking: "Now that is a very stupid thing to do, just leave like that with no reason. Besides, now that all his posts are gone, how are the RPGs supposed to make sense anymore?"

It was weird...

[Groin Redbeard]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

I dreamt that Groin removed his account permanently and all his posts where thus deleted automatically. I remember thinking: "Now that is a very stupid thing to do, just leave like that with no reason. Besides, now that all his posts are gone, how are the RPGs supposed to make sense anymore?"

Call me silly call me crazy, but at least I'd be remembered if I went like that!

[Lalaith]

I dispute point 2.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

As bizarre dreams go... This was pretty bizarre...

Rune, Diamond and I were, for some reason, trying to gain entry into an 'exclusive' golf club. It turned out to be run by the phantom who lead us into a field with a few other people, mostly wearing suits. phantom explained that they have a very strict selection system because they like to 'keep the riff Raf out'.
So he began to administer his tests. First everyone had to jog on the spot. Then he flung a rugby ball towards the people. One man leaped up and grabbed it and began shouting. Phantom nodded to some security people who dragged the man away. Rolling his eyes, phantom said, "Rugby player. We always get one!"
He then ran at Rune and almost kicked him between the legs. Naturally, he attempted to protect himself. Therefore, phantom signaled for him to be taken to where the rugby player was standing.
Phantom then yelled out abuse until one old man broke down and began crying. He was dragged away as phantom sighed and said, "divorced, eh?"
There were a few tests I obviously missed because when I looked the crowd of 'rejects' was getting larger. Now they were tying some Police cordon tape around them.
The final test was about to begin, everyone still jogging on the spot. Diamond and I nervously glanced around. The phantom began shouting out random noises like "bloo blah blee guurrnn..." and blowing raspberries. Diamond and I tried desperately not to laugh. We were saved when an old fat man in a grey suit jogged out of the line up to the phantom with a baffled face.
"Ah, Mr Davis," said the phantom, "I think you know where to go." the man nodded and jogged towards the rejects. While the phantom began giving out congratulations to the remaining applicants, Mr. Davis had missed the rejects and was now jogging off into the distance.

We never did get to play golf...