legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Naz · 12-08-2008, 08:32 PM

This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles!

"I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..."

That was bad.

Aganzir · 12-09-2008, 01:06 PM

Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"

Valesse · 12-23-2008, 12:16 PM

Sauron: *getting on one knee* Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? *eyelash flutter*

(And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire

Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2008, 12:23 PM

Tom Bombadil: Come to my house... NOW!!

Bêthberry · 12-23-2008, 03:19 PM

Thorondor: Going my way?

mark12_30 · 12-23-2008, 08:52 PM

Oh, Bethberry-- that was PRICELESS. Bravo! Consider yourself green-boxed until I spread some more around.

Shadowfax: "Did you whistle?"

Moth: "You're all grey. Just like me. And whiskery."

Gwathagor · 12-23-2008, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aganzir

Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-23-2008, 09:52 PM

If Rosie, for rather good reason, wasn't feeling too
charitable to Gollum given the way he viewed her
Samie, she could say to Gollum:
"Anytime you want to go out on a date with me
just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you...?"

Oddwen · 12-23-2008, 10:54 PM

What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P

LadyBrooke · 02-04-2009, 03:27 PM

Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines:
Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils

I cannot believe I just typed that.

But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. *pounds head into desk* And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. *thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor*

And for one along the lines of what I usually get:
Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief.

Morai · 02-24-2009, 04:55 PM

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,
meddle in mine instead!"
Gildor

12-09-2008, 01:06 PM	#2
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?" __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

12-23-2008, 12:16 PM	#3
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Sauron: getting on one knee Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? eyelash flutter (And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-23-2008, 12:23 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Tom Bombadil: Come to my house... NOW!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-23-2008, 03:19 PM	#5
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Thorondor: Going my way? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-23-2008, 08:52 PM	#6
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Oh, Bethberry-- that was PRICELESS. Bravo! Consider yourself green-boxed until I spread some more around. Shadowfax: "Did you whistle?" Moth: "You're all grey. Just like me. And whiskery." __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

12-08-2008, 08:32 PM	#1
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles! "I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..." That was bad.

12-23-2008, 09:52 PM	#8
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	If Rosie, for rather good reason, wasn't feeling too charitable to Gollum given the way he viewed her Samie, she could say to Gollum: "Anytime you want to go out on a date with me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you...?" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-23-2008, 10:54 PM	#9
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-04-2009, 03:27 PM	#10
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines: Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils I cannot believe I just typed that. But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. pounds head into desk And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor And for one along the lines of what I usually get: Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief. __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.

02-24-2009, 04:55 PM	#11
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles can't flirt worth a darn "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, meddle in mine instead!" Gildor __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

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