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Meneltarmacil · 12-14-2008, 08:53 PM

Fortunately, he died because the sock's stench was too overpowering. (it was a sweaty gym sock)

Strongbow · 12-14-2008, 08:57 PM

Unfortunately, the Sock passed to his heir.

Meneltarmacil · 12-14-2008, 11:54 PM

Fortunately, his heir was the Witch-King, who was currently driving Mount Zoom.

(Wait, how is it fortunate that the Witch-King now has the Sock of Power?)

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-15-2008, 08:37 AM

Unfortunately for the Witch King the SoP slipped
off and fell into Galadriels washing day clothes.

Ilya · 12-15-2008, 12:17 PM

Fortunately, the SoP came through the wash without bleeding.

Edit: 100th Post!

Strongbow · 12-15-2008, 12:52 PM

Unfortunately, the sweat from the SoP got on Celeborn's undies.

Eönwë · 12-15-2008, 02:46 PM

Fortunately, some of the power got passed on too.

Meneltarmacil · 12-15-2008, 05:34 PM

Unfortunately, the sock itself disappeared in the laundry and went wherever socks go once they disappear in the laundry.

Thinlómien · 12-15-2008, 05:41 PM

Fortunately, that place is the Shire.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-15-2008, 05:44 PM

Unfortunately, the Great Eater of the Socks appeared!

Thinlómien · 12-15-2008, 05:51 PM

Fortunately, he disappeared before he managed to eat any socks.

Strongbow · 12-15-2008, 05:58 PM

Unfortunately, the Greater Eater of Socks left behind a Great Glut of Socks.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-15-2008, 05:59 PM

Fortunately, the socks were made of GOLD!

Strongbow · 12-15-2008, 06:00 PM

Unfortunately, they were members of a Sock Cult.

Thinlómien · 12-15-2008, 06:12 PM

Fortunately, the Sock Cult was completely harmless.

the phantom · 12-15-2008, 06:17 PM

Unfortunately, the pack of giant rats charging down the hill wasn't.

Strongbow · 12-15-2008, 06:20 PM

Fortunately, they were distracted by some well-placed lembas bread.

the phantom · 12-15-2008, 06:31 PM

Unfortunately, the lembas bread gave them much strength and energy.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-15-2008, 09:08 PM

Fortunately, the lembas gave them the strength and
energy to become good rats who saved much of
Fangorn from Saruman by scrawling "SOME TREE" on their trunks.

Meneltarmacil · 12-16-2008, 12:47 AM

Unfortunately, Saruman interpreted "SOME TREE" as "Get some really high-quality wood here!", motivating him to cut it down even more.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-16-2008, 07:43 AM

Fortunately for Fangorn, female spiders stick
together, and when Shelob heard of Charlotte's
motto being disrespected she got really
ticked off!

Strongbow · 12-17-2008, 07:31 PM

Unfortunately, Sam came in with a super-duper bottle of Ungoliant-spawn Raid.

Meneltarmacil · 12-17-2008, 10:23 PM

Fortunately, the bottle explodes quite easily when shaken, and being jostled around by Sam while on Bill the Pony...well... *BOOM*

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-18-2008, 02:37 PM

Unfortunately for Shelob, this incident goes far to
explain Sam and Frodo's getting by Shelob in
her lair.

Eönwë · 12-18-2008, 05:08 PM

Fortunately, Frodo stopped screaming.

Meneltarmacil · 12-18-2008, 07:12 PM

Unfortunately, this was because the bear had finished eating him.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-19-2008, 07:51 AM

Fortunately Frodo was only mostly dead, not
all dead, so he took a really big pill,
waited an hour, got better and ate the bear.

Eönwë · 12-19-2008, 09:02 AM

Unfortunately, the bear tasted bad.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-19-2008, 02:36 PM

Fortunately Stephen Colbert was happy to
serve the BEAR! up for a secular humanist holiday feast.

Eönwë · 12-19-2008, 05:15 PM

Unfortunately, the bear wasn't happy to be served up for a secular humanist holiday feast.

Ilya · 12-19-2008, 10:08 PM

Fortunately, the secular humanists preferred the turkey and left the bear to battle Colbert.

Beregond · 12-19-2008, 10:55 PM

Unfortunately, for the bear, the end came quick via Colbert's lightsaber.

Ilya · 12-19-2008, 11:19 PM

Fortunately, since bears are brutal killing machines, everyone else was relieved.

Beregond · 12-19-2008, 11:32 PM

Unfortunately, PETA was not amused.

Strongbow · 12-20-2008, 08:05 AM

Fortunately, PETA was ignored.

Eönwë · 12-20-2008, 10:37 AM

Unfortunately, Radagast was also not amused.

edit: Hey! Hey! I was first!

Beregond · 12-20-2008, 10:38 AM

Fortunately no one saw the shadow lurking in the trees with glowing eyes.

Eönwë · 12-20-2008, 10:54 AM

Unfortunately, everyone heard it.

Strongbow · 12-20-2008, 10:56 AM

Fortunately, upon realizing he had been heard by everyone, the shadow revealed itself.

Beregond · 12-20-2008, 11:04 AM

Unfortunately, it was Sauron.

12-14-2008, 08:53 PM	#5601
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he died because the sock's stench was too overpowering. (it was a sweaty gym sock) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-14-2008, 08:57 PM	#5602
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately, the Sock passed to his heir. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-14-2008, 11:54 PM	#5603
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, his heir was the Witch-King, who was currently driving Mount Zoom. (Wait, how is it fortunate that the Witch-King now has the Sock of Power?) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-15-2008, 08:37 AM	#5604
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the Witch King the SoP slipped off and fell into Galadriels washing day clothes. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-15-2008, 12:17 PM	#5605
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Fortunately, the SoP came through the wash without bleeding. Edit: 100th Post! __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell! Last edited by Ilya; 12-15-2008 at 12:22 PM.

12-15-2008, 12:52 PM	#5606
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately, the sweat from the SoP got on Celeborn's undies. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-15-2008, 02:46 PM	#5607
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, some of the power got passed on too. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-15-2008, 05:34 PM	#5608
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the sock itself disappeared in the laundry and went wherever socks go once they disappear in the laundry. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-15-2008, 05:41 PM	#5609
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, that place is the Shire. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

12-15-2008, 05:44 PM	#5610
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Great Eater of the Socks appeared! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-15-2008, 05:51 PM	#5611
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, he disappeared before he managed to eat any socks. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

12-15-2008, 05:58 PM	#5612
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately, the Greater Eater of Socks left behind a Great Glut of Socks. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-15-2008, 05:59 PM	#5613
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the socks were made of GOLD! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-15-2008, 06:00 PM	#5614
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately, they were members of a Sock Cult. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-15-2008, 06:12 PM	#5615
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, the Sock Cult was completely harmless. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

12-15-2008, 06:17 PM	#5616
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Unfortunately, the pack of giant rats charging down the hill wasn't. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

12-15-2008, 06:20 PM	#5617
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Fortunately, they were distracted by some well-placed lembas bread. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-15-2008, 06:31 PM	#5618
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Unfortunately, the lembas bread gave them much strength and energy. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

12-15-2008, 09:08 PM	#5619
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the lembas gave them the strength and energy to become good rats who saved much of Fangorn from Saruman by scrawling "SOME TREE" on their trunks. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-16-2008, 12:47 AM	#5620
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Saruman interpreted "SOME TREE" as "Get some really high-quality wood here!", motivating him to cut it down even more. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-16-2008, 07:43 AM	#5621
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately for Fangorn, female spiders stick together, and when Shelob heard of Charlotte's motto being disrespected she got really ticked off! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-17-2008, 07:31 PM	#5622
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Unfortunately, Sam came in with a super-duper bottle of Ungoliant-spawn Raid. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-17-2008, 10:23 PM	#5623
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the bottle explodes quite easily when shaken, and being jostled around by Sam while on Bill the Pony...well... BOOM __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-18-2008, 02:37 PM	#5624
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for Shelob, this incident goes far to explain Sam and Frodo's getting by Shelob in her lair. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-18-2008, 05:08 PM	#5625
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Frodo stopped screaming. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-18-2008, 07:12 PM	#5626
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, this was because the bear had finished eating him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-19-2008, 07:51 AM	#5627
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Frodo was only mostly dead, not all dead, so he took a really big pill, waited an hour, got better and ate the bear. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-19-2008, 09:02 AM	#5628
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the bear tasted bad. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-19-2008, 02:36 PM	#5629
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Stephen Colbert was happy to serve the BEAR! up for a secular humanist holiday feast. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-19-2008, 05:15 PM	#5630
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, the bear wasn't happy to be served up for a secular humanist holiday feast. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-19-2008, 10:08 PM	#5631
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Fortunately, the secular humanists preferred the turkey and left the bear to battle Colbert. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

12-19-2008, 10:55 PM	#5632
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Unfortunately, for the bear, the end came quick via Colbert's lightsaber. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-19-2008, 11:19 PM	#5633
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Fortunately, since bears are brutal killing machines, everyone else was relieved. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

12-19-2008, 11:32 PM	#5634
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Unfortunately, PETA was not amused. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-20-2008, 08:05 AM	#5635
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Fortunately, PETA was ignored. __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh